Finish the sentence...

...and hit grandma in the head because...

sang me a love ballad before..

...I ran out to the store...

she invited my grandma to join in on the fun, which my grandma responded by saying,"

"not without being paid and..."

"...you need to know that I haven't douched since 1942 because..."

... I don't like it. That was during the war, WWII. Since supplies were short, we had to douche with ...

a jex pad

which was not fun, let me tell you... but it did...

make me angry because ...

..of the chafing but shortly thereafter i met your father and ...

"...he loved the slimmy, gritty taste of my twat, so ..."

I married him and on our honeymoon night, he...

...told me he was really fond of hamsters so I ....

I decided then and there to divorce the homo because....

it makes the net more interesting, especially the tits.

as i love sucking tits...

especially milky ones, they go great with my...

boner-o's cereal and a piece of...

fresh poontang pie with extra....