Finish the sentence...

dick cheese filling, but...

but that spooge milkshake done filled me all...

up to my eyeballs, but...

theres always room for jello. so...

i ran to the grocery store to get the already made kind, and bumped into.....

a bunch of apples stacked like a pyramid. With apples rolling everywhere this Fat chick Screamed,"...

"HOLY FUCK! There's a bunch of apples rolling everywhere!," and as she tried to step over them...

then she discovered a midget inside the stack that were kept hostage by vicious jockeys so...

she ate the midget instead of the apples, which made her...

...think about that time her pussy was eaten by that cannibal when...

She realized how good some applesauce would be...

licked of of `The Hoff's` chest, suddenly...

the cops burst into the store...

..screaming :"Freeze Hasselhoff or we will shoot!!"..but..

The Hoff ain't no ones bitch, so, in a flash...

he jumped into KITT to get away but KITT would not start because..

the hoff couldn't afford to put gas in KITT because..........................

..his record sales in Europe have declined ever since the...

gay sextape was released, as he started to cry...

he put a gun in his mouth and said one last thing ..he said..