Finish the sentence...

"Mphmm mphhh mmmmmffff fffmmmm" which means......

he had the gun barrel to far down his throat so he pulled...

it out and said pamala stole me thunder on baywatch, i m a 43 year old gay man, what do i have to live for? he puts the gun to his temple and...

..pulled the trigger and saw a bright flash and...

no more hoff!!!

as scantily clad German super models rushed to the scene crying all they saw was..

Rammstein.

The women glared at Rammstein..and the headless David Hasselhoff and then ...

beat Hasselhoff's dead body with a guitar borrowed from Rammstein, while screaming....

..:"I wanted to have your babies you dead bastard!!"..But suddenly...

i saw the olson twins who....

valiantly attempted to give 'ole Hoff mouth-to-dick resuscitation, but...

it did not help because...

it couldn't be found until...

my sperm was shot out to...

a passer-by's eye which he tought was spit so he...

...said "Why u spittin' on me you mother fucker?" Then he proceeded to...

... masturbate while walking then grabbed a bunch of cucumber and stick it up into....

his ass and began to whistle the theme from...

the theme song from Green Acre's, while he picks up his shot gun and walks into.