Finish the sentence...

and stomped over the gay intestines on the floor

only to slip in all the blood and... carnage ... shouting

oh, my sweet donkey! what have they done to you!

They made me wear a bib a scream at the top of my lungs "WHERE'S THE BEEF" and then...

amazingly, the donkey's only reply was an expulsion of manure from his lifeless anus. Which was quickly...

corked with a large statue of the greek god Spermicus

anna nicole smith's left boob showed up

...at which time the "boys" from Queer eye for the Straight guy appeared and grabbed Pai Mai and screamed..He's one of us!..lets go put him in the--

donkeys ass! but they couldn't, coz

..Pai Mai was too overweight..so the Fab 5 just grabbed his legs and...

then realized "he" was a she

shocked, they ranted and raved...storming out of the room. Their erections disappeared and their assholes shrank. Then Pai Mei..

discovered a crack in the matrix, which led to

..a black room with Keanu Reeves standing alone in a trench coat with his...

arms around the oracle. Seeing this, the oracle whispered..

vagina exposed, suddenly...

dripping slime green data bits onto...

...two little pills, one blue on red..and Pai Mai chose the ..

purple on in the middle...because she's cross-eyed. just then, a worm whole opened and Captain Jean-Luc Picard stepped through and said ...

...put this red pill in your ass young one.."make it so"....at which time the pill--