Finish the sentence...

tai chi, and then a rumble arose from deep in the earth and out popped Ron Jeremy who told the girls.....

that they were destined to have...

a big cock in their mouths, open wide he told them , but then who should appear out of the shadows but......

the resurrected Bruce Lee. Who screamed "The Dragon has returned, and I'm gonna ...

my love for nylons have become even greater love

..Bruce Lee stated I'm gonna save you girls and impregante you all to repopulate Earth..But Ron Jeremy violently--

... swung is kack around and knocked Bruce senseless. Bruce slowly started to get up when...

Kareem Abdul Jabar entered and jumped up in the air about 20 feet kicking wildly and endorsing the latest cola from.....

Budweiser...Beer Cola hits the spot baby..then Ron Jeremy aimed his wang at Kareem and--

chuck norris popped out and pissed lightning and crapped thunder and...

Jenna Jameson said that she had first dibs on...

...Abdul Jabar's big black ...

Cadillac Escalade after Chuck Norris killed him by removing his heart with his bare hands , then Norris turned his fury to Ron Jeremey and stuck his fist into Ron's--

furry ass and...

..pulled out a small Honduran man who gasped for breath covered in Ron's shit and said --

... shit! that ride was the bomb! it could be better if it had a....

free cocaine enema and a 2 for 1 coupon for ...

..Hardees double cheesburgers...Chuck Norris thrust his fist into Rons ass once again and pulled out a--

big cock and make me furious because his daughter touch my...

My bold flap but that wasOK but then..