Finish the sentence...

AND..Jay Leno, in a booth with a glory hole and Jay Leno stuck his--

forcefully and deeply up his rectum and muttered "check, check , mike check... are you guys hearing this?"
Leno then proceeded to spread ...

Hot marshmellows on his fingers just so he could easily....

place it into his nose but he discovered homer simpson in his...

glory hole saying...

"Man... they never make these holes big enough..." and after applying some lube...

to his shoe`s, slid out the the titty bar and into the A&E ward where...

He tried to erase the memory of Louie Anderson in a thong by...

drinking so much alcohol until he....

walking the streets talking to bums. lookng for a girl that never existed. i come home and log on type away things i will never say. why ? that's just for me to know...

passed out on the floor and vomited damn near to death

staring into the toilet with snot dripping from my nose and strands of saliva ridden vomit stretchin to the water at the bottom of the toilet.then i began to ponder if scat could fill my sexual desires...

of boning Phyllis Diller while...

wondering if I should log in to WBW and see...

if they had finally added the Russian Granny farmgirl post that...

changed his life...in ways that he couldn't put into...

..words, then a bright flash and BOOM..and there was nothing left on earth but a small group of--

Chinese schoolgirls who'd...

..been hidden in a fallout shelter practicing--

...tantric sex, while thinking about....