Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

You seen a movie called "Kickass"?

If so, thoughts?

Honda Live Blogs Cleaning His Room.

Song: Make me wanna die - the pretty reckless.

- I feel kinda shitty cleaning my room...staring at a closet half filled with someone elses clothes.

Half crushed an earwig....went to get a piece of tissue paper.

Earwig is gone..


.....preparing for retaliation.

-cracked open a fresh pepsi lime.

-saturday night live is on, featuring emma stone.

On mute...the best way to watch SNL.

I wonder why I have so much nerdy shit. I kept the bits from my old external WD hd...just incase i needed to make another hd an external, and I was using it..it's just bits of shit...it looks super nerdy.

I wish chicks appreciated a bro that rules as hard as I do.

I'm also rebuilding a gun.

I guess that's pretty badass.

I dunno....I wish my ex didn't have soooo much of my stuff.

I miss all my god damn underwear.

I think it's fucking horse shit I have to hide my moisturizer..

People always assume its for fapping.

I just like a bit of a rub down with lotion occasionally. Fucking haterade city.

I own about 300 pairs of black socks.

All other sock colors can suck my balls.

- now making a conscious effort to stop thinking "what a fucking waste of time, god damnit"

Also, why does I have a towel under mah bed? What..wha....whats going on there.

-turns out I have too many shirts, not enough hangers. Only clear reason possible?...Thieving hanger douches.

Duct tape smells funny.

My secure shredder needs to pick it the fuck up.

I have $250 in my wallet.

and like $93 in my vegas fund.

Feels good man...chicks are expensive.

*contemplates how gay it would be to save old iTunes cards...

..Fuck it, I'm doing it.

*sprays old axe body spray on gentiles.*


Now we play the waiting game.

I gotta break this up.

At least you're not obsessed with a girl who has a douchebaggy bf and who promises things would be different if she wasn't dating him.

Awwe...SNL is over.

That Emma Stone...cute.

Quote:

Originally posted by Sugarpie

I gotta break this up.

At least you're not obsessed with a girl who has a douchebaggy bf and who promises things would be different if she wasn't dating him.

Sounds like you had a shittish night?

You alright?

Yeah, I'm ok. Just annoyed/disappointed.

You?

Yeah, I'm having fun cleaning my room.

Did you enjoy your fruity drinks?