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Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

Starter: EricLindros Posted: 14 years ago Views: 15.4K
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#4570601
Lvl 27
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Sex is cool and all, and I like sex. But I don't even care anymore...I would much rather just do things I enjoy, and chicks can just fuck off.
(not SP though..she kinda rules)


Plus she despises your penis, so any type of relationship beyond friends is pretty much outta the question, so you won't be spending money on her to try and get in her panties...
#4570602
He could try spending money on me to get into my panties...I kinda want an iPad (think how awesome your phone is....only bigger)
#4570603
Lvl 27
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

He could try spending money on me to get into my panties...I kinda want an iPad (think how awesome your phone is....only bigger)


Very true, he should let us all know how that works for him
#4570604
I can pretty much tell you how it would go.

Honda - "hey SP, wanna do it"

Me - "buy me stuff first"

Honda - "ok, and then we'll do it?"

Me - "yeah sure...make sure it's the 64gig with wifi."

Honda - "ok, here it is...let's fuck."

Me - "yeah about that...turns out I'm gay, sorry about that."

Honda -
#4570605
Lvl 27
I can't believe you would lead him on like that, he'd be sad


But, I'd lol
#4570606
Shhh...don't tell him, but I prolly wouldnt really do that....unless he threw in the iPhone 4...my current iPhone is getting a little dated. Lol
#4570607
Lvl 59
Why don't you guys write long stories and blogs.

I would read them.
#4570608
Lvl 59
Also, that Kick Ass dude is fucked up. http://dlisted.com/2011/07/31/sam-taylor-wood-and-aaron-johnson-arent-wasting-any-time
#4570609
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

Why don't you guys write long stories and blogs.

I would read them.

So you're saying you want me to start a blog?
#4570610
Lvl 21
I would read your blog especially if nudies were included.
#4570611
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

...
So you're saying you want me to start a blog?


Well, if you make it entertaining enough, sure!


Also, include sexy pics, because everyone loves sexy pics in a bolg!
#4570612
Hmmmm.


That idea has potential...'cept for the noodie pics part.
#4570613
Lvl 59
You know, if you wanna get readers, you should at least show a little something. Like cleavage. Or vagina.



I'm about to post some pics of Jimmy Kimmel. I know you can't wait.
#4570614
Lvl 19
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

Shhh...don't tell him, but I prolly wouldnt really do that....unless he threw in the iPhone 4...my current iPhone is getting a little dated. Lol


I suspect that the price is waaaaay too low !

( And I am the only one who sees some irony in men offering women an apple...or two ?)
#4570615
Lvl 28
Maybe people would read my threads more if I posted wang pics.

#4570616
Lvl 59
lol, yeah, probably.

I know I would look forward to jerking off reading them.
#4570617
My new blog:

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/5173397/1/10/Sugarpie_s_Super_Sexy_Stories.html
#4570618
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

lol, yeah, probably.

I know I would look forward to jerking off reading them.


#4570619
Lvl 59
Goddamn it takes forever to upload and create all kinds of picture threads.
#4570620
Lvl 28
I know right...
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