Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

Not good, I transferred it from word perfect to the site and it's fucked up all my punctuation...

So I have to roll back through and fix all that shit...also, how the fuck did you know I'm writing that.

Also, that winky face?

Are you haxoring me?

If so, I'll assumed you've watched my homemade porn. My dick is super impressive eh?

...for a lesbian

Ugh. I think I have to go to bed soon, because I have to limp my grandfather to his Dr. appointment tomorrow.

I just assumed that you got my multiple hints about it.

And yeah...you said you wish you were a lesbian...

Mmmm, lesbians.

Night EL.

Honda...it's just a couple if fairly painful operations away...and several thousand dollars. Then we could move in together and adopt lovely Haitian babies.

Ow. Just walking to the bathroom to brush my teeth was not a lovely sensation.


You know, if it weren't for me liking the shape and looks and such of women and not having penises around me, I think I'd be an awesome gay guy.

For example, I just downloaded the movie Rent.

525,600 minutes...

American Dad is a fantastic show.

@Dros: Ever watch Kickass?

Also, being gay would be awesome.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Dros: Ever watch Kickass?

Also, being gay would be awesome.

I just put it on now.

I downloaded Rent to queue after it if I'm still awake.

But yeah, gays dress awesome, usually cook really well, are classy chaps and enjoy cultured things much more than the typical douchey hetero. It's just too bad about those penises and lack of boobies.

Also, tell me if this is weird.

I want to get the shit beat out of me. Like, just get into a fucking epic street fight...

Like, I want to pick fights all the time now...I was eying people up all day. Every time I seen a younger guy that looked tough, I'd stare right at him looking as crazy as I could hoping he would say something.

It's like I need to work out some aggression, but I can't because society has made every adult male a fucking pussy.

That's probably bad right?

It'd probably be healthier to join some sort of boxing club...or Fight Club...no wait, forget that last bit.

EL.....when I clicked on that link I thought I was going to toss my dinner !

GAWD what a terrible experience that whole thing was. Thanks for making it disappear.

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It's got ice on it.

I'm pretty sure I sprained a few ligaments in there, which is crappy, since that can take a while to heal. So for now I get to limp around since it can only bear weight at certain angles and stuff...like lateral movement isn't fun.


Also, you can take your pick:[ Link ]

I want some bare knuckle serious business fighting to go down.

I doubt I will though, since I travel a lot...and a criminal record will fuck my shit up super hard.



Also, I need to make more threads damnit.

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/07/post-81.php

A whole lot of "do not want"s...

Wait, what's this!

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/07/oh-hey-thats-cool-a-vibrator-for-mens.php



Edit (now with video):

[youtube]Eh31LeukrNo[/youtube]

The first 3/4 of the pics were fine...then it went downhill fast...ending in a horrific ball of flames with the video at the end.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

The first 3/4 of the pics were fine...then it went downhill fast...ending in a horrific ball of flames with the video at the end.

Yeah, I think I saw the outline of a blue Spiderman's dick.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Wait, what's this!

[ Link ]



Edit (now with video):

[youtube]Eh31LeukrNo[/youtube]

I think if they want it to be successful, they should make it look less like a stapler.