Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

Man, this sounds like BS...but remember in my post about how my shit was all fucked up? Everything kept breaking..and at the end the kicker was my light bulb blew?..I use two massive florescent bulbs, so I just left it there. I hit it with my sheet when making my bed...and it came back on.

It's an omen....IT'S ALL COMING UP MILLHOUSE!

Damn, my 4 weeks summer vacation is over.. tomorrow back to work.. it`s not going to be easy wake up when my alarm clock rings..

I enjoyed the Honda blog.

@Julle: That sucks...I'm loling at you a lil.

@Dros: Thank you sir.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L-DOPA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arginine

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Extreme amounts of over the counter human growth hormone?

With my epic working out..could equal win.

Morning peeps

Honda I enjoyed the blog..
Pretty badass rebuilding a gun.. HOT!!! I say!

Morning

Oh yeah, I'm about to stain the stock baby.

Shit is Russian....

Also, sup bros?

I wish it were easier for people to just read a thread until they comprehend it.

I mean, everyone gets a little confused on occasion..but like, I hate looking like a jackass.

In school they would give us instructions, if I didn't understand at first, or I was away the previous day, I would just watch everyone else, and read the summary in my text book until it made sense, becuase I hated having to be all *hand up* "what does you mean by that teacher bro?".

But it seems these days people just skim everything, get confused or fucked up, then just "what the fuck is all this then!?" I can't explain it any easier than it's already written down.

Everything you need is right there...ready to be read. Should I just copy paste it all? Like..especially the stuff we've been looking for, like none of it is rocket science.

People need to just stop fucking skimming everything all the time...words are there for a reason.

Quote:

"How much does a girls sexual past matter to you?"

-A few months into a mediocre relationship with older woman. She asks, hay guy how many people have you been with?" I explain my modest sexual history. How about you? Uh I dunno, somewhere between fifty and a hundred."

-I don't know what's more horrifying, the sheer volume or that there was a FIFTY DICK MARGIN OF ERROR. Six years and several tests later I found out I didn't have the aids. Seriously though, gross.

I hell oh hell'd.

I just watched battle for LA It was kind of awesome

Here's the shit...
So I'm a lucky bastard for having an alpha key to Battlefield 3...
After installing and all the fucker won't work... about an hour or so later surfing the forums for bf3 I finaly understand that it won't support Windows XP.

So shit's I just upgraded to windows 7, better work or else I'm going postal on EA!

P.S. I have a craving for a mothafuckin POGO!! make it 2... or 3.

I could really go for a nap after a lazy day of doing pretty much nothing.

I had a nap earlier after a day of doing pretty much nothing.

Here is my day.

12:30PM - wake up

1PM - get dressed

1:30PM - go for a bike ride. (slightly sunburned)

3:00PM - get home, dad asks me to drive to town and get him a news paper. (buy perogies)

3:30PM- make perogies.

4:00PM - go back to the store (buy salad and iTunes card)

5:00PM - bummin around on the nets...taxing Kanzen about being bored.

6:00PM - Nap...

8:00PM - big bang theory. here.

All times are rough estimates...extremely rough, considering I'm pretty sure I actually got up at 1:30.

I had a nap, but I actually did stuffs...

The sour cream made me feel kinda sluggish.

I want some candies.

Jesus christ..am I a stoner?

Hrmmmm stoner you say

Yeah, I'm not a stoner...but I kinda feel like one.


Also, I want to work at a tech store..like Best Buy or Future Shop.

That would fucking rule.

Honda you seem more suited for a job at the bargain barn...

That would rule too actually.

I would love working at Future Shop though...getting discounts would be teh BALLS.

Plus, it's full of fucking nerds, who ironically are stupid. Whenever I go in there looking for anything ever, I already know more about everything than everyone else.

So, I could be handsome and knowledgeable...two things nobody will ever call you, Demo.