Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

Just dumb and pretty...

I can live with that

Demo just answered back...

Ugh...too hot and humid to sleep, and there is no wind...and I'm cranky.

I'm bored. I think I'm just going to bed.

Man..we suck.

Look at us..all planning on sleeping at 2am on a Sunday.

Umm...yeah, it's 2am here too. Lol

Time zones are for faggots and grade school kids.

My time = everyones time.

lol, yeah, 2 am worldwide right now.

They should consider changing it from Easterm Standard Time to Honda Standard time.

So, this was a fun read:

http://www.creditwritedowns.com/2011/07/disastrous-gdp-numbers-make-double-dip-scare-real.html

From the last line:

Quote:

In sum: The President has no idea why the deficit exploded, we are in jeopardy of default, and we will cut spending in into the teeth of a serious growth slowdown. America is rudderless. God help us.

Good times.

And on a more interesting note, the history of the PC virus:

[youtube]cf3zxHuSM2Y[/youtube]

MacGruber is a pretty decentish stupid movie.

So, I plugged my phone into my computer (stand back, SCIENCE!)...


...Then I used my phones internet connection to download a movie.

Downloaded at 70kbps.

My normal download speed is 4kbps.

FUCKKKKIN SICK.

Awesome workaround for the dials-up. *high-five*

This is like...a big day.

I just reached speeds of not great, but still high highspeed internet.

In my house. This is like, the first time I've been in possession of internet I could use, at a highspeed capacity, whenever I want....in my entire life.

I have sucha boner right now, you don't even.

This is..amazing.

I wonder if this is doable with my PS3...

..I could play vidya games.

I COULD BE A REAL PERSON!

@Dros: *highfive*

( I attempted to go to bed two hours ago...I've been laying in bed...here's what happened)

(This is also another failed thread)

My iPhone Has Ruined Me.

Let me start off by saying. I work here as a moderator, and unlike Notech..in my time here, I learned a lot about how the internet works. I have dial up most of the time, which limits my ability to do a lot of the cooler things on the internet. Over the past year I was in a serious relationship..and I had to make my nerdiness bearable. Something I'll have to do again shortly, due to girls wanting to fuck guys that rule, not guys that spend a whole day re-floating heat sinks on their kitchen tables. So yeah. I've been avoiding my normal computer driven shit...completely.

Like all my past sexual partners...I have been fucking ruined. Just, flipped, turned upside down (in their case inside out)... My iPhone.....this is a fucking phone right?

My last phone (an actual phone)..did a lot of the same things as my current phone. I could browse the internet (some of it, through a half inch screen)..it played music, it took videos and pictures..it did lots of stuff. It even had a little thing I could click to go directly to Facebook.

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COOLEST DAMN PHONE EVER. It had a little slidey out keyboard...it was the tops my friends.

My laptop and desktop computers are in...what can only be describe as "fucked up" condition. My desktop turns on, fans on high...nothing happens. I've checked the HD..removed the ram..still, doesn't do a damn thing. My laptop screen is busted...so I have to have it hooked into my monitor, thus completely removing the "laptop" part of it being a laptop.

Not just that, it's fucking slow. Single core processor (amd), 80gb HD...1 gig of RAM.

So, my desktop, which is old and shitty nolonger works, and my laptop (oh, my dog ate through my laptop powercord. I had to splice it)...its the most ghetto bunch of shit ever.

Now, all I have is disposable income. At the moment I'm making about $200 a month....which sounds pathetic, until you realize I don't actually have a job, this money is just showing up for various reasons. My Vegas fund went from 0-120 in like two weeks. My bank is full of madd stacks..and my pockets have cash in them...so obviously I'm single again.

ALL I WANT TO DO NOW IS BUY FUCKING COMPUTER BULLSHIT.

I was laying in bed earlier, browsing cracked.com..and I was reading an article. It was about future tech..and I was thinking the whole time "man, I sure wish I had a wrist mount for my iPhone. Yeah, think about that.....I would legitimately wear my iPhone like a fucking watch, the worst part being, that idea sounds FUCKING AWESOME to me right now. So, my brain was all "hey Honda? wha..what's going on sir?" and I was thinking to myself, I'm fucking obsessed with this phone.

I was thinking about going online, and looking to see if that wrist dealio actually exists. Then I started thinking about how hard it would be to rig up, using an old watch.

Yeah, in my head...I was already manufacturing this fucking thing if it didn't exist. I don't even understand why, if I had unlimited bandwidth..I would even fucking need a computer outside of putting stolen music on it.

Secondly, I'm actually paying for fucking music now. If I had a time machine, and told me that two years ago..I wouldn't just beat me up, I would rape me. Then again if I went back in time and just said "hello" I would probably rape me.

It's just, it's worth it. I don't have to dick around with bullshit torrents and that fucking shit to find one song. I can just find that one song, and pay a dollar for it. I'll live with that.

I had to use a video converter (thanks sexy Kanzen) called "handbrake" which allows me to convert movies into a format my phone can recognize..so, if I wanted to..I can fill this thing full of porn, music, pictures of random shit...all that crap. Plus it makes calls and shit.

I think my next computer (not a mac obviously, because hey..fuck them still) will be a nifty touch screen one. I will use it only for putting stuff on my phone. Fuck, if I had unlimited bandwidth..I'd probably die in my room of starvation.

I love everything about it. I can read books on it, play games..I just, I miss technology.

I've missed this shit. I've been wanting to get a job for awhile. I think I will.......that would be fucking fun. I'm just going to buy myself all kinds of stupid expensive crap. Because why the fuck not. I've spent a long time only buying shit for other people..having to budget and be careful.

Fuck this stupid phone....also, that wrist thing, I'm probably going to make that happen. Suck it, society.

Sex is cool and all, and I like sex. But I don't even care anymore...I would much rather just do things I enjoy, and chicks can just fuck off.

(not SP though..she kinda rules)