Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

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Originally posted by Notech

TK is alive! Headed for the not ICU tonight!

Good to hear!! Give him our best if you're talking to him soon.

Office call.........

Ewww...gingers.

You bros need to bump some threads...I can't do it all on mah own.

I just drank a liter of chocolate milk..


Come at me, bro.

Bet you can't drink a 2nd liter.

Yeah, bet you cant!


Do it, sucka!

I don't wanna..


Why you bros comin' at me?

C'mon...do it.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I don't wanna..


Why you bros comin' at me?

Can't take the heat, get out the kitchen, sucka.



Or,

Y U NO DRINK 2ND LITER?!!?

No way bros...I've seen Jackass...I know what's up.

Yeah, but on Jackass it was a gallon of milk...surely you can drink half that.

On a slightly similar note, I just ate my weight in ice cream and feel fat/sick.

Fatty.

Don't be like those Jackass guys though.

You'll wreck your porsche in the woods off some highway and kill your friend. Not good times.


Also, I think you'd get hit in the balls a bunch of times too.

What a stupid asshole..

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Fatty.

Ugh...I feel sick. I was gonna go for a run tonight, but I don't know if I can waddle that fast.

I just drank a fucking liter of milk....

It's not so bad..lol

Also, writing stuff that isn't mean to be funny or stupid is kinda time consuming.

i just saw some random woman going for a jog outside our office......she full on faceplanted the pavement
then she gets up...dusts herself off, looks to see if anyone saw, all 4 of us saw and laughed out loud, with snorting even....but since the glass is tinted, she didnt notice.

she just tried to run again....and while trying gets swooped by a magpie (bird)

fuck...this is too much to witness