I felt kinda bad for her...right up until you said she got attacked by a bird. lol
- Goto:
- Go
[Deleted] 14 years ago
if it hadnt been for the phone call i got.....im positive i would have wet myself laughing.
i could barely breathe on the phone

im sure the person on the other end thought she called some telephone sex place, with all the heavy breathing and shit..
fuck....that totally made my day
i could barely breathe on the phone
im sure the person on the other end thought she called some telephone sex place, with all the heavy breathing and shit..
fuck....that totally made my day
Honda_X 14 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Latino
i just saw some random woman going for a jog outside our office......she full on faceplanted the pavement
then she gets up...dusts herself off, looks to see if anyone saw, all 4 of us saw and laughed out loud, with snorting even....but since the glass is tinted, she didnt notice.
she just tried to run again....and while trying gets swooped by a magpie (bird)![]()
![]()
![]()
fuck...this is too much to witness![]()
Awesome.
[Deleted] 14 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X
...feeling straighter SP?
If anything...more gay.
Honda_X 14 years ago
Hey, if that fucking four inch penis wasn't enough to sway you.....
....I guess we'd better call Bangles.
I hear he doesn't even use a gun, just cock slaps brown people to death.
....I guess we'd better call Bangles.
I hear he doesn't even use a gun, just cock slaps brown people to death.
Honda_X 14 years ago
EricLindros 14 years ago
I don't consider islands to be within walking distance. 
I have one of those cool articles too...
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/disgusting-food-facts-you-didnt-know.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=disgusting-food-facts-you-didnt-know
example:
I have one of those cool articles too...
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/disgusting-food-facts-you-didnt-know.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=disgusting-food-facts-you-didnt-know
example:
Quote:
The average fast food patron eats 12 pubic hairs in a given year
[Deleted] 14 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros
I don't consider islands to be within walking distance.
I have one of those cool articles too...
[ Link ]
example:
Quote:
The average fast food patron eats 12 pubic hairs in a given year
#8 was disgusting. I think I'd take pubic hair over ammonia....maybe.
Honda_X 14 years ago
I wish I weren't so stupidly obsessed with that Selena Gomez song.
EricLindros 14 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X
Thanks for ruining food for me jerk.
Just helping with your summer diet.
EricLindros 14 years ago
Also, lol @ liking the music of a chick getting plowed by Beiber.
- Goto:
- Go