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Schlicker Spam, now with gimpyness

Starter: EricLindros Posted: 14 years ago Views: 15.3K
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#4570441
I felt kinda bad for her...right up until you said she got attacked by a bird. lol
#4570442
if it hadnt been for the phone call i got.....im positive i would have wet myself laughing.
i could barely breathe on the phone

im sure the person on the other end thought she called some telephone sex place, with all the heavy breathing and shit..

fuck....that totally made my day
#4570443
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by Latino

i just saw some random woman going for a jog outside our office......she full on faceplanted the pavement
then she gets up...dusts herself off, looks to see if anyone saw, all 4 of us saw and laughed out loud, with snorting even....but since the glass is tinted, she didnt notice.

she just tried to run again....and while trying gets swooped by a magpie (bird)

fuck...this is too much to witness




Awesome.
#4570444
More penis drama. I think its resolved now. lol
#4570445
Lvl 28
...feeling straighter SP?
#4570446
Lvl 59
@ loz's story


@ penis drama
#4570447
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

...feeling straighter SP?

If anything...more gay.
#4570448
Lvl 28
Hey, if that fucking four inch penis wasn't enough to sway you.....









....I guess we'd better call Bangles.


I hear he doesn't even use a gun, just cock slaps brown people to death.
#4570449
Very tempting...but uhhh no.


lol Bangles MC
#4570450
Lvl 28
Man, he's gonna get so much rape.

#4570451
Lvl 28
Cool thread..

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-amazing-abandoned-wastelands-...-within-walking-distance/
#4570452
Lvl 59
I don't consider islands to be within walking distance.


I have one of those cool articles too...

http://guyism.com/lifestyle/disgusting-food-facts-you-didnt-know.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=disgusting-food-facts-you-didnt-know

example:

Quote:

The average fast food patron eats 12 pubic hairs in a given year
#4570453
Quote:
Originally posted by EricLindros

I don't consider islands to be within walking distance.


I have one of those cool articles too...

[ Link ]

example:

Quote:

The average fast food patron eats 12 pubic hairs in a given year



#8 was disgusting. I think I'd take pubic hair over ammonia....maybe.
#4570454
Lvl 28
Thanks for ruining food for me jerk.
#4570455
Lvl 28
I wish I weren't so stupidly obsessed with that Selena Gomez song.
#4570456
Lol...Selena Gomez.
#4570457
Lvl 28
#4570458
Which song?
#4570459
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Thanks for ruining food for me jerk.


Just helping with your summer diet.
#4570460
Lvl 59
Also, lol @ liking the music of a chick getting plowed by Beiber.
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