Jenna Jameson fucks her cousin. SPAM

I don't know if this is 100% true, but I'm going to assume it is when she walks around naked on cam, while her shirtless "cousin" lays in her hotel bed watching. Ask EL...he'll back me up.

Yup.

I need a picture of ducks in a row.

Pfft... screw you guys. When I make beef wellington, none of you chumps are invited. Jenn and F can come over though, cause they're cool.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Pfft... screw you guys. When I make beef wellington, none of you chumps are invited. Jenn and F can come over though, cause they're cool.

I didn't poo poo your beef wellington.

I didn't say anything about beef wellington.

I don't really eat a lot of beef. I have filet mignon once a year, but that's about it.

Some chicken and turkey, and a bunch of fish.

Curses!!! I caught the anonymous bug!

Goddammit, I tried to contain you dirty folk to the other thread and now you're spreading.

YOU'D BETTER NOT INFECT ME WITH YOUR FORUM AIDS YOU JERKS.

Cover your mouths when you cough.

So, I'm trying to get my porn on, by watching some girls in the MFC window when some dillweed decides he's going to accost me through the MFC private message window. What follows is but a portion of his mental illness typed out into my PM window:
















Some good came of it, however, as his PM barrage to me took his attention out of the main window which allowed the other users to masturbate in peace. So I feel I've done my good deed for the week.

That was a lot of painful reading. Why did you post that haha.

Bangles- I've never had beef wellington before, but I love it when people cook for me.

@Jenn- I'm a pretty good cook. As long as I know what I'm cooking, so I'll probably have to do an unseen trial one 2-3 times. But once I learn it, prepare yourself!

Also, I hate having books end. It makes me really sad. Even books in a series, I hate having the book end even when the story continues.

I need to adopt the practice of never reading the last page of a book. Tear it out like the Doctor and such.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

@Jenn- I'm a pretty good cook. As long as I know what I'm cooking, so I'll probably have to do an unseen trial one 2-3 times. But once I learn it, prepare yourself!

Also, I hate having books end. It makes me really sad. Even books in a series, I hate having the book end even when the story continues.

I need to adopt the practice of never reading the last page of a book. Tear it out like the Doctor and such.

It's the only downside to reading. That sadness.

I can cook. I just hate it. If I had a partner that cooked for me I'd be in heaven.

I'll cook for you. But I doubt it would be very romantic and sexy. lol

Just updated my graphics drivers two days ago, and already a new update. But on the bright side my copy of Battlefield 4 has shipped.

WORK
EAT
SLEEP
REPEAT

Also...fuck you whoever gave my awesome spam thread 1 star.

Well have you considered that the spam's thread may be too short or possibly too long?

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Well have you considered that the spam's thread may be too short or possibly too long?

Yeah, the other one was 100 pages and this one is only 2 pages long. That's lame !

Saw the movie " Gravity ". I now look at my friends who enjoyed it very, very differently.

Also, to SP...because this site still hates me I am unable to give you stars or awesomes