US war on drugs is actually a war now. US Military is now actively engaging in combat against cartel members in Latin America.
Drunk guy turns off power to poultry farm, kills 70,000 chickens. Also pissed himself. Come on bro, you gotta hold your brew a little better than that. A lot better, actually. That's just amazingly terrible.
Sony announces 84" flat panel TV set to ship this year. The resolution is 3840x2160 and it has a built in 5.1 speaker system. So, if you were wondering what to get the Old Lindros here for Christmas, go ahead and put this down on your list, mmkay? Coolsies.
Gangnam Style video is actually a critique of Korea's extreme inequality. I did not know that. <Thrusts hips in an elevator while sining: HEEEEEEY SEXY LADY>
Missing woman joins the search for herself. Odd. Turns out she wasn't really missing in the first place. Just changed clothes.
Donna and Dylan from Beverly Hills 90210's original run get together for real! They were always the best for each other, I thought. Now Brandon and valerie have to get together in real life (even though Tiffany Amber Thiessen got kind of chunky and Brandon never struck me as a chubby chaser) and Steve needs to get together with...well, I don't know. He was always kind of a loser.
Masterpiece of art restored by a blind guy. Okay, the guy isn't blind, but seriously, you have to check out the picture of the restored picture of Jesus. It starts out looking like a worn painting of JC, but then, well, the final version looks like some kind of 4Chan photoshop smear. It's actually pretty hilarious that they tried to claim that was a good restoration.
Texas Mayor killed by his donkey. No words.
15 Yr Old Javelin tosser kills judge. Being speared by a javelin in front of a crowd seems like a shitty way to go.
British spyware popping up on mobile devices around the world. Mostly in repressive regimes, although I suppose what constitutes "repressive" depends upon whether or not you're being harassed by your government.
The Strategic Maple Syrup reserve has been stolen! The HORROR! Way to not secure your strategic resources, Canada.
Drunk guy turns off power to poultry farm, kills 70,000 chickens. Also pissed himself. Come on bro, you gotta hold your brew a little better than that. A lot better, actually. That's just amazingly terrible.
Sony announces 84" flat panel TV set to ship this year. The resolution is 3840x2160 and it has a built in 5.1 speaker system. So, if you were wondering what to get the Old Lindros here for Christmas, go ahead and put this down on your list, mmkay? Coolsies.
Gangnam Style video is actually a critique of Korea's extreme inequality. I did not know that. <Thrusts hips in an elevator while sining: HEEEEEEY SEXY LADY>
Missing woman joins the search for herself. Odd. Turns out she wasn't really missing in the first place. Just changed clothes.
Donna and Dylan from Beverly Hills 90210's original run get together for real! They were always the best for each other, I thought. Now Brandon and valerie have to get together in real life (even though Tiffany Amber Thiessen got kind of chunky and Brandon never struck me as a chubby chaser) and Steve needs to get together with...well, I don't know. He was always kind of a loser.
Masterpiece of art restored by a blind guy. Okay, the guy isn't blind, but seriously, you have to check out the picture of the restored picture of Jesus. It starts out looking like a worn painting of JC, but then, well, the final version looks like some kind of 4Chan photoshop smear. It's actually pretty hilarious that they tried to claim that was a good restoration.
Texas Mayor killed by his donkey. No words.
15 Yr Old Javelin tosser kills judge. Being speared by a javelin in front of a crowd seems like a shitty way to go.
British spyware popping up on mobile devices around the world. Mostly in repressive regimes, although I suppose what constitutes "repressive" depends upon whether or not you're being harassed by your government.
The Strategic Maple Syrup reserve has been stolen! The HORROR! Way to not secure your strategic resources, Canada.