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EricLindros 12 years ago
New app can help detect skin cancer
Man jailed for shingling his roof
Police tell man to stop wearing a bunny suit
Law might let motorcycles ride through red lights
Fukushima: It's much worse than you think...
[url=topography ]The earth's second moon may have created the topography of the moon.[/url]
Man jailed for shingling his roof
Police tell man to stop wearing a bunny suit
Law might let motorcycles ride through red lights
Fukushima: It's much worse than you think...
[url=topography ]The earth's second moon may have created the topography of the moon.[/url]
EricLindros 12 years ago
Sheep thefts increase as price of meat rises.
Company to create "rock-like" DVD disc that stores information forever
Jackie-O tapes set to reveal that she thought Lyndon Johnson was behind the JFK assassination. Also, about her & JFK's extramarital affairs.
It Pays to be Fat. Do single skinny women make less money?
Drug dealers may have wiped out "Uncontacted" Amazon tribe.
Stupid Shark Leaps onto Boat
Bear survives after 3 weeks with its head stuck in a jar
Starbucks wants you laptop hobos out.
Arctic sea ice disappearance concerns may be overblown.
The history of autofellatio. (Self-blowjobs)
Company to create "rock-like" DVD disc that stores information forever
Jackie-O tapes set to reveal that she thought Lyndon Johnson was behind the JFK assassination. Also, about her & JFK's extramarital affairs.
It Pays to be Fat. Do single skinny women make less money?
Drug dealers may have wiped out "Uncontacted" Amazon tribe.
Stupid Shark Leaps onto Boat
Bear survives after 3 weeks with its head stuck in a jar
Starbucks wants you laptop hobos out.
Arctic sea ice disappearance concerns may be overblown.
The history of autofellatio. (Self-blowjobs)
EricLindros 12 years ago
Mother makes 6 year old girl video tape her orgies. Lovely. 
Drunken US Olympic Skier urinates on 11 yr old during flight. Lovely
Bay Area Rapid Transit authority shuts down cell phone service to prevent protests over shooting.
US Feds allowed Sinaola drug cartel to ship cocaine into the US in exchange for information.
Sex on Croatian Yacht Leads to Severed Hand, Missing British Tourist. Most interesting headline of this edition of updates.
List of Drinks Men Should (apparently) be ashamed to order in public. Editorial: I disagree entirely with that premise. And even more vehemently after reading the list.
Fun video for no particular reason:
An Octopus toying with a coconut:
[youtube]1DoWdHOtlrk[/youtube]
Drunken US Olympic Skier urinates on 11 yr old during flight. Lovely
Bay Area Rapid Transit authority shuts down cell phone service to prevent protests over shooting.
US Feds allowed Sinaola drug cartel to ship cocaine into the US in exchange for information.
Sex on Croatian Yacht Leads to Severed Hand, Missing British Tourist. Most interesting headline of this edition of updates.
List of Drinks Men Should (apparently) be ashamed to order in public. Editorial: I disagree entirely with that premise. And even more vehemently after reading the list.
Fun video for no particular reason:
An Octopus toying with a coconut:
[youtube]1DoWdHOtlrk[/youtube]
EricLindros 12 years ago
Store refuses to sell lesbians wedding dress.
Insurance company "totals" dog after car accident.
How do Doc and Marty in Back to the Future know each other?
Gay Zebra Finches form long-term bonds
Otters return to every county in England
How to unmix (some) mixed fluids. Includes a neat little video showing how it works.
Websites are now using nearly untracable "Supercookies" to follow your browsing activities.
Insurance company "totals" dog after car accident.
How do Doc and Marty in Back to the Future know each other?
Gay Zebra Finches form long-term bonds
Otters return to every county in England
How to unmix (some) mixed fluids. Includes a neat little video showing how it works.
Websites are now using nearly untracable "Supercookies" to follow your browsing activities.
EricLindros 12 years ago
Ok, I'm going to clear out my handful of news article that have been sitting in browser tabs the last few days:
Sniffer dogs can detect cancer
Modified ectsasy can be used to tread blood cancer
Dog kidnappings on the rise due to poor economy
Bull semen spill closes highway
Quadriplegic says neighbor assaulted him with a fish
Television viewing kills you. Slowly. (academic paper) Relevant result:
Sad pictures of dog lying by casket during funeral of NAVY seal killed in helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
Sniffer dogs can detect cancer
Modified ectsasy can be used to tread blood cancer
Dog kidnappings on the rise due to poor economy
Bull semen spill closes highway
Quadriplegic says neighbor assaulted him with a fish
Television viewing kills you. Slowly. (academic paper) Relevant result:
Quote:
Results The amount of TV viewed in Australia in 2008 reduced life expectancy at birth by 1.8 years (95% uncertainty interval (UI): 8.4 days to 3.7 years) for men and 1.5 years (95% UI: 6.8 days to 3.1 years) for women. Compared with persons who watch no TV, those who spend a lifetime average of 6 h/day watching TV can expect to live 4.8 years (95% UI: 11 days to 10.4 years) less. On average, every single hour of TV viewed after the age of 25 reduces the viewer's life expectancy by 21.8 (95% UI: 0.3–44.7) min. This study is limited by the low precision with which the relationship between TV viewing time and mortality is currently known.
Sad pictures of dog lying by casket during funeral of NAVY seal killed in helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
EricLindros 12 years ago
Just a bunch of things I've seen lately.
Arizona to charge people to visit inmates.
Texas Animal News: Shooting hogs from a helicopter legalized in Texas; Cockfighting banned in new law making it illegal to "manufacture, sell, buy, or possess 'a gaff, slasher, or other sharp implement designed for attachment to a cock.'"
Woman punches bear to save her dog
US Military launches consumer products, including cologne and hot sauce
Man tries to shoplift lobster and other meats by stuffing them in his pants
Three coffee shop workers cited for being topless.
Green Day's Billy Joe Armstrong kicked off flight for having 'saggy pants'
12 Yr Old girl puts slutty pics on Facebook. Dad sues facebook.
Comedy Interlude:
Woman gets hit in the face with a baseball: [youtube]Voaf7tWgrjY[/youtube]
Continuing with the news...
Drunk Sweedish Elk found in Apple Tree - Check out the photo.
Headline of the week:
Dogs starved for two weeks eat owner.
Ben & Jerrys to sell "Schweddy Balls" ice cream flavor.
Corpse found in bathtub with TV weatherman
1 Sperm Donor has fathered at least 150 kids
Arizona to charge people to visit inmates.
Texas Animal News: Shooting hogs from a helicopter legalized in Texas; Cockfighting banned in new law making it illegal to "manufacture, sell, buy, or possess 'a gaff, slasher, or other sharp implement designed for attachment to a cock.'"
Woman punches bear to save her dog
US Military launches consumer products, including cologne and hot sauce
Man tries to shoplift lobster and other meats by stuffing them in his pants
Three coffee shop workers cited for being topless.
Green Day's Billy Joe Armstrong kicked off flight for having 'saggy pants'
12 Yr Old girl puts slutty pics on Facebook. Dad sues facebook.
Comedy Interlude:
Woman gets hit in the face with a baseball: [youtube]Voaf7tWgrjY[/youtube]
Continuing with the news...
Drunk Sweedish Elk found in Apple Tree - Check out the photo.
Headline of the week:
Dogs starved for two weeks eat owner.
Ben & Jerrys to sell "Schweddy Balls" ice cream flavor.
Corpse found in bathtub with TV weatherman
1 Sperm Donor has fathered at least 150 kids
EricLindros 12 years ago
Here's a bunch that I don't have time to put on the front page.
Florida Man thinks his a Taco is his ID
Skinny Women and Fat Men make more money than Fat Women and Skinny Men.
Video Gamers Solve AIDS Problem that Scientists couldn't.
Did Steve Jobs' attempt to use a diet-based cure for his Pancreatic Cancer cause his premature death? [Spoiler: Probably not]
1oo,ooo,ooo Indians May Carry NDM-1, A gene which confers multi-drug resistance rendering most antibiotics useless. From the article: "NDM-1 is no longer a hospital infection control problem, but has now become a public health catastrophe."
Japanese company that makes realistic replicas of your face
Remember those Neutrinos that CERN found to be traveling faster than the speed of light? Well, as they say, Not so Fast. (Ironically, the theory they would have been [sort of] in violation of - Einstein's theory of special relativity - is actually what explains the calculation error)
Does being ugly make you poor? - Largely anecdotal and subjective, but interesting.
NYPD Cops admit to fabricating drug charges to meet quotas. - I can't begin to explain how despicable this shit is.
Shit that Siri Says
A sampling:
Florida Man thinks his a Taco is his ID
Skinny Women and Fat Men make more money than Fat Women and Skinny Men.
Video Gamers Solve AIDS Problem that Scientists couldn't.
Did Steve Jobs' attempt to use a diet-based cure for his Pancreatic Cancer cause his premature death? [Spoiler: Probably not]
1oo,ooo,ooo Indians May Carry NDM-1, A gene which confers multi-drug resistance rendering most antibiotics useless. From the article: "NDM-1 is no longer a hospital infection control problem, but has now become a public health catastrophe."
Japanese company that makes realistic replicas of your face
Remember those Neutrinos that CERN found to be traveling faster than the speed of light? Well, as they say, Not so Fast. (Ironically, the theory they would have been [sort of] in violation of - Einstein's theory of special relativity - is actually what explains the calculation error)
Does being ugly make you poor? - Largely anecdotal and subjective, but interesting.
NYPD Cops admit to fabricating drug charges to meet quotas. - I can't begin to explain how despicable this shit is.
Shit that Siri Says
A sampling:
EricLindros 12 years ago
EricLindros 12 years ago
Quote:
Originally posted by Demodad68
The poop tattoo was some awesome work
hahah, it was good.
Here's some more news type things:
Superhydrophobic spray makes your stuff immune to water. Coming to a store near you next year.
Here's a video of it:
[youtube]7is6r6zXFDc[/youtube]
Cool stuff.
US Drug Enforcement Agency apparently launders drug money.
Cognitive effects of chewing gum
WiFi may damage sperm.
SydneySinbad 12 years ago
Mile-high club accused to front court
Source: yahoo.com.au/news
By Jennifer Huxley, ABC Updated December 5, 2011, 1:33 pm
A man has been charged after allegedly being involved in amorous antics on a flight between Brisbane and Mackay in north Queensland.
Officers were called to the Mackay Airport about 8:30am (AEST) on Saturday after flight crew requested police help.
It is alleged a 44-year-old man from the Gold Coast became abusive after he was found in one of the plane's toilets with a 39-year-old woman.
Police escorted the pair from the plane.
No-one was injured and no passengers were threatened during the incident.
Flights were delayed for 30 minutes.
The man has been charged with disorderly conduct on an aircraft under the Civil Aviation Safety Act.
He has been released on bail and is due to appear in court later this month.
Source: yahoo.com.au/news
By Jennifer Huxley, ABC Updated December 5, 2011, 1:33 pm
A man has been charged after allegedly being involved in amorous antics on a flight between Brisbane and Mackay in north Queensland.
Officers were called to the Mackay Airport about 8:30am (AEST) on Saturday after flight crew requested police help.
It is alleged a 44-year-old man from the Gold Coast became abusive after he was found in one of the plane's toilets with a 39-year-old woman.
Police escorted the pair from the plane.
No-one was injured and no passengers were threatened during the incident.
Flights were delayed for 30 minutes.
The man has been charged with disorderly conduct on an aircraft under the Civil Aviation Safety Act.
He has been released on bail and is due to appear in court later this month.
bustMall 12 years ago
lets hope the hyrdophobic spray also repels body odor.... if not, it's time to buy stock in nose clips.
EricLindros 12 years ago
California High School Student comes up with possible cure for cancer!
Drunk OSU student breaks dinosaur fossils
Should prisoners be allowed to masturbate?
California woman offers sexual favors for some chicken nuggets. This story reminds me of this scene for some reason:
[youtube]QBV38QlmayU[/youtube]
Drunk OSU student breaks dinosaur fossils
Should prisoners be allowed to masturbate?
California woman offers sexual favors for some chicken nuggets. This story reminds me of this scene for some reason:
[youtube]QBV38QlmayU[/youtube]
SydneySinbad 12 years ago
Day Care Centre: Queensland
You've got to hand it to these Queenslanders. They know how things should be done!
You've got to hand it to these Queenslanders. They know how things should be done!
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EricLindros 12 years ago
Lockheed Martin creates self-guided bullets
Dutch Elephant gets contact lens
Monkey Killed in freak cage washing machine incident. Basically boiled alive.
Penis tattoo gives man permanent erection
Male spider snaps off own genitals inside female to fertilise her remotely, while being eaten
Social conservatives are stupid.
Pythons are decimating the everglades
Dutch Elephant gets contact lens
Monkey Killed in freak cage washing machine incident. Basically boiled alive.
Penis tattoo gives man permanent erection
Male spider snaps off own genitals inside female to fertilise her remotely, while being eaten
Social conservatives are stupid.
Pythons are decimating the everglades
Notech_The_Abbot 12 years ago
Now that one about the self-guided bullets I saw the other day and I'm thinking this could be the end to all of this war carnage.
One shot One kill! That has to mean something to some one. Right?
One shot One kill! That has to mean something to some one. Right?
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