Interesting/Funny/Amusing News.

http://dailycaller.com/2010/10/13/now-endorses-jerry-brown-for-california-governor-despite-brown-staffer-calling-republican-opponent-a-whore/

Old news, but funny anyway. Well, not all that surprising, cause NOW (National Organization for Women) always endorses the democrat.

11 Yr Old Ohio Boy given Detention for Farting on School Bus

Philly Man Arrested, and has Guns & Permits Confiscated Two Days in A Row for Loitering. At a Bus Stop.

Facebook knows when you're going to break up with your significant other

Woman Hit with $1.5 Million fine for downloading 24 songs; a mere $62,500 per song.

Karate Instructor dresses up as Ninja, Kills & Robs Wealthy Couple (Pic of Whitest Ninja Ever included)

Woman shakes baby to death for interrupting her while playing Farmville on Facebook

Chinese Soccer Coach Scouts Players by looking at their Genitals:

Quote:

Genital examination is necessary. Looking at a boy’s penis size and shape can give you an idea of his hormone level. Boys with short, thick genitals and tight scrotum are good for football playing.

Teen suspended for riding horse to school

South African Pastor claims Jesus had AIDS - lolz

Clown Robs Elderly Lady while on Toilet

Cops called on 13 year olds selling Cupcakes without a Permit

Man forced to eat his own beard after dispute over tractor sale

Oklahoma City Mayor Bans Lingerie Football Team

Man Gets Shot Twice; Eats Sandwich before going to Hospital

Kansas State Professor loses 27 Pounds on Twinkie Diet

Honk Kong Tycoon Charged $800,000 for Cab Ride

Buy a truck, get a Free AK-47

Laptops are bad for your sperm

Idaho Woman Pretends to be Doctor, Preforms Breast Exams at Local Bar

Woman assaults boyfriend with plate of Hot Tamales

Debt Collectors take to Facebook to Embarrass debtors

Cancer Survivor Flight Attendant forced to remove Prosthetic Breast & Show it to TSA worker

Debt Collectors threaten to dig up womans' dead daughter, hang her from a tree; Shoot and Eat her Dog, amongst other foul things (with video/audio)

Spencers Gifts raided, "sex-related" products found; faces charges for operating an "Adult Oriented business."

NY Woman cited for not having the paperwork for her dogs vaccinations with her on a walk

Physicists trap Anti-matter for first time

Stem Cell Injections give Mice Mighty Muscles!

SAS parachute dogs of war into Taliban bases: German shepherds reportedly have video cameras strapped to their heads to seek out insurgents on British special forces' missions

Phone App to find out if you have an STD

NY Cops raid 7 men playing chess in the park; issue citations

NJ Town Outlaws Sleeping in Public


Drunk Driver blames the Easter Bunny

Rhino with no place left to hide. - Shit like this, along with other things like Shark Fin soup, seriously infuriates me. It's part of the reason I often find myself hating a large portion of humanity. Britney Spears is a millionaire dozens of times over, yet the people who protect these types of animals barely make a living, get no accolades or fame, yet are immeasurably better people as a whole. Ugh. Ok, I'll get off the soapbox here.

A Highway Patrol trooper who kicked and hoisted his canine partner off the ground by its neck should be rehired to the job he lost after videos of the mistreatment surfaced, a judge ruled.

Texas school throws away library's books, installs Coffee Shop in its place

Chihuahua passes exam to become a police dog western Japan

United Nations votes to allow execution of gays

The Center for Science in the Public Interest sues McDonalds to ban Happy Meals

Real Life DaVinci Code: Tiny Numbers found in the eyes of the Mona Lisa

"Mission Impossible" style masks so real criminals are starting to use them


Long Beach man holding water nozzle shot and killed by police

Louisiana bill allows the blind to go hunting. With guns. Blind people hunting with guns.

Banana crops being decimated by fungus


Woman arrested for trying to return wallet she found

Cocaine Vaccine would stop addition being studied

Warrantless searches of Cell Phones Ok'd by California Supreme Court

Female tears decrease sexual attraction of men

Man faces 13 years for attepting to give ex-girlfriend an exploding vibrator

Woman rips off daughter-in-law's nipple. Faces Charges.

Alcohol drinkers 10% more likely to exercise vigorously

Florida Woman killed by her neck massager

New Jersey to seize unused gift cards after two years

Russians set to drill into Antarctic lake Vostok: Lake Vostok has been essentially completely isolated from the rest of the world for millions of years, stuck beneath layers of ice.

Beef Fat Spill Clogs Houston Ship Channel

Hit a moose? Sue the government

$300 fine for smuggling chocolate

Using this thread again since I've been short of time to update the front page news:

Fake Smiles are bad for your health

Strip Club customer robbed by "Nerds"

Bad-ass Rooster stabs a dude with a knife and kills him. Cockfighting spectators beware.

South African nation of Malawi passes flatulence ban. To quote from the law: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighbourhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanour."

Humans learning dolphin language

Shop to make Breast Milk Ice Cream

Harry Reid wants to shut down brothels in Nevada.

Business Refuses to Serve TSA Agents

Oral Sex can boost chances for getting cancer

Government Worker Dies at work; Nobody Notices

Cell Phones may increase rates of brain metabolism

Woman Arrested for Stripping Naked at Bar.

Teacher Fired for Facebook Photos showing her holding beer

Woman Sues her Boss for getting her a Vibrating Dildo for her birthday.

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Voodoo Sex Ceremony causes fire, kills a woman

The most desirable monkeys rub pee all over themselves


Newborn Mice can Regenerate Heart Tissue - This actually is pretty cool and has great implications for human medicine

Vaginal Botox Injections may help women with Vaginismus

Drunk Pizza Hut Employee breaks into store after hours to fry up some wings.

Drunk and frying wings... I'd think the dude was more likely to have been smoking it up a bit to much and had a serious case of the munchies

Some of these are a little dated (toward the middle), because I'm catching up on old stuff I haven't had a time to post...

Former head of local chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving arrested for....Drunk Driving

$31 dollars worth of marijuana lands woman in jail for 10 years

China bans "Reincarnation without Permission" - I wish them good luck on enforcing that ban

Uganda's president, upon reelection, says he'll "eat" his challenger

GA police shut down Girl Scout Cookie stand for lacking a permit (Video)

Miss Colorado is homeless. (Video)

No art on Facebook? NY Academy of Art has uploads banned for artistic drawings.

Spider Venom a better alternative for Viagra?

Spam Text-message kills Russian suicide bomber

Cell Phone in crocodile's stomach keeps ringing

Police Officer gives ticket to 7 year old for throwing a ball that hit his truck

Burglars mistake ashes of man and two dogs for cocaine; snort it.

Pigeon caught carrying drugs to inmates (video)

Holding a grudge is good for your marriage


Pastor who banned Facebook among his congregation as "Sin Portal" admits to having threesomes in the past

Federal Judge admits to helping stripper buy cocaine. Resigns.

Spanish Nun banished from her order for spending too much time on Facebook

Increase in baby dolphin deaths along the US Gulf Coast Thanks BP

US Army uses Psychological Operations operatives on US Senators.

I envision an influx of WBW members into this school

Northwestern to investigate controversial sex demonstration

Massachusetts residents can register to vote as "Pirates"

World's Youngest Grandmother is 23 Years Old. She looks 50.

Lesbians/Bisexual girls more likely to try anal sex

Guinness Beer tastes better in Ireland

NASA finds life on meteorite?

Blind Man Teaches Himself to See using "Sonar"

Indian Steel Workers laid off. They retaliate by burning executive to death.

Cool, I'm moving to MASS. and buying myself an eye patch...