Interesting/Funny/Amusing News.

Farmer finds Roman War Helmet in Field, reaps £2.3m at Auction

China Cracks Down on Egg-headed Intellectuals after Jailed Democracy Advocate wins Nobel Peace Prize

Guy from Jacksonville Kicked off Facebook because his name is Justin Beiber

Sound Waves + Paint = Awesome Pictures

Cop threatens German Tourist with Prison & Anal Rape during Speeding Stop

Study of Egyptian Remains claims No Cancer Found; Claims Cancer is Man-Made

Typo on Voting Machines lists candidate Richard Whitney as "Rich Whitey"

Pessimistic Dogs more likely to Chew Your Stuff

That cancer study comes at an interesting time to me. I was just discussing this with a friend today and I believed that theory before ever seeing
this study, friend believed that it's been rampant forever. After talking a while I came to the conclusion that It wasn't as common centuries and eons
ago because those people had shorter life spans than we do now. This seems to prove my point, thanks.

sorry bit lost, was your point "cancer man made" or "natural"?

Kroger Security Guard Shoots Homeless Man's Dog

McDonalds to offer $400 Wedding Packages: The McWedding!

Touchscreens are a breeding ground for germs

CVS settles $75,000,000 civil suit with Feds for selling cold medicines

Man wins $650,000 for injuries sustained while receiving a lap dance

61 Yr Old Topless Woman attacks cops with meat cleaver

Man Tries to Kill Spider with Blow Torch; Burns his Home Down

Frog found in bag of frozen vegetables


Airlines want US Air Marshals to stop flying first class

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Originally posted by jono-smith

sorry bit lost, was your point "cancer man made" or "natural"?

Man made, sorry for the confusion.

Alec Baldwin PSA For Gay Marriage:

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Drunk German Guy Assaults Police Officer with Pink Dildo:

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Alec Baldwin is awesome!!

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Originally posted by Sugarpie_the_sequel

Alec Baldwin is awesome!!

As long as you're not his daughter. But he is a helluva actor and such

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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As long as you're not his daughter. But he is a helluva actor and such

Lol true dat. I quite enjoy 30 Rock.

I've enjoyed a lot of his stuff. His playing the boss in Along Came Polly, 30 Rock, The Departed, Malice, The Hunt for Red October, and his famous short Cameo in Glengarry Glen Ross:

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Back on topic:

20 Yr Old Criminal Justice Student named Police Chief of Mexican Border City - apparently nobody else wanted the job

Toronto Cop Sues Youtube after he was caught on tape threatening to Arrest a Protester Blowing Bubbles for Assault (If a bubble hit him, apparently)

Couple's House Raided because their Neighbor was using their WiFi network to Send Child Porn


TSA Employee Added ~$700/day to Salary, by Stealing Cash from Passenger Luggage

77 Yr Old Man Beaten to death While Trying to sell his Comic Book Collectoin

20 People Die in Plane Crash Caused by Loose Crocodile

Shoplifter forced to wear Bert Costume and Carry a Sign Admitting His Crime

The worst-run industry in Canada: Health care

Man Eats 10 Cans of Tuna Per Week for Two Years, Gets Mercury Poisoning, Sues.

Fermilab Astrophysicist making device to find out if the universe is a Hologram. (What is the Matrix, Neo?)

Man Tattoos 40cm Penis on his friend's back; Friend is not Amused

Italian Town to Ban Miniskirts

Florida Teacher Resigns after "Sexting" Students


The world's largest Gummi Worm:

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Man Dies of Caffeine Overdose

NASA Reveals 100-Yr Starship Project

China Builds World's Fastest Supercomputer; Eclipses US

Man Busted for Waterboarding Girlfriend for Alleged Cheating

6'3" Tranny Hooker Beats Up Attempted Assailant in Robbery Gone Wrong

Group of Nuns Have $200,000 Honus Wagner Baseball Card

Cop Parks Cruiser in Bike Lane, Proceeds to Ticked Bikers Riding Outside of Bike Lane Trying to Avoid his Cruiser

Two Women get into a Barfight over who looked best in Silver Dress

Spanish Prostitutes Told to Wear Safety Vests when Standing by Roadside

Cyprus TV Hatched Plans to Assassinate her Boss, Is Arrested for Murder

Playmate Sara Jean Underwood to Release Naked Yoga Tape

55 Yr Old Man Arrested for Raping Puppies

Lungs can Taste

James Bond's Aston Martin from Goldfinger sells for $4.1 Million

Law Firm opes Drive-Thru Window


Person found using Cell Phone in Charlie Chaplin movie from 1928:

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