Girls on girls - You have questions...we may have answers

^^^ Ten foot pole rule,
I ain't touching that one

Kissing is awesome as long as its not too slobbery....and I'll pass on the tongue.




Sorry about your penis.

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Originally posted by hornithologist

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Yes, the lid should always be down, that's what it is there for. And always close it before you flush. Unless you want a cloud of urine and fecal matter misting out in a six foot radius from the bowl, contaminating whatever lies beneath.

That spray still comes out, even when closed.

[Tyler Durden Voice]

There is a surprising amount of urine and fecal matter on the average toothbrush.

[/Tyler Durden Voice]

Well, don't kiss me on the cheek, cause then I have to wipe off the slobber right away. Only time saliva is good is blow job time ... oops, I run into that problem again. Damnit!!! I knew I should have went to bed early. No, instead I hop on to update some giant racks and get cajoled by some crafty little lesbian to remove my manhood.

Lol, I'm turning this into some type of spam thread, so I'll stop ... goodnight

All part of my plan to neuter the male population. 1 down, roughy 4 billion to go.

This thread lost it's way a long time ago...lol

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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That spray still comes out, even when closed.

[Tyler Durden Voice]

There is a surprising amount of urine and fecal matter on the average toothbrush.


[/Tyler Durden Voice]

Yeah, but it's not going to spread as far with the lid down.

And the surprising amount is due to the fact that most slobs probably do leave the seat down.

You saw this stuff on Manswers.

Tyler Durden ... After searching the name, I never made it all the way through Fight Club ... so I'm not getting the reference

Tiptoes out before I loose mine too......

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Originally posted by hornithologist

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Yeah, but it's not going to spread as far with the lid down.

And the surprising amount is due to the fact that most slobs probably do leave the seat down.

You saw this stuff on Manswers.

No, I don't watch Manswers.

I heard about it somewhere else, at some point in time. I don't know where though.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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This is a big dilemma I agree. Right now, I call my dad from upstairs. lol

When Lucy and I get married....I'm not sure. We haven't had the "spider chat" yet.

I'll take on this task, baby. You may have to put up with some EEKs! and AHHs! while I do it though

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Originally posted by Demodad68

Tis very important to get that small detail sorted or else one of you may leave the toilet seat up on purpose, then what, oh my the problems that could arise

seat and lid are down. always. I have a puppy. He can't be drinking out of there.



...We're gonna be such a good couple, SP haha.

Ok, nuff of the spider and toilet seat talk, I know, I helped to keep that convo going, but its time to move along


So, for a more serious type question, can anyone offer any insight into why, when a guy asks his significant other a question, be it serious or not, sometimes a guy will get this response... "I don't care" When it is clearly apparent that our significant other does care, but just won't give us an answer?

Could be a couple of reasons:

- It could be that she just doesn't want to make the decision. For example, "what movie should we see"? "where should we go for dinner"? "do you wanna be on top or bottom"? Really in these cases any choice is good, but if you've been making decisions all day, it just gets tiresome. Sometimes I just want someone to make them for me.

- it could also be that she legit cares, but is worried that her choice may start a controversy, and she just wants to avoid a potential fight.

I'm sure there could be other reasons but those are the ones that came to mind.

Ok SP, I'll give ya the tired of making decisions thing, after all I get like that also...But, why then when I make a decision, say like for where we go to dinner, if I make a decision, then I get, but I don't want that...Well, you obviously must not have meant you don't care then huh

What's the worst/biggest turn off for another any of you women when it comes to another woman?

What are some good lesbian opening lines when first meeting another chick?


I kind of have an idea of what the procedure is when a guy goes up to a chick since, you know, I've been there and done that.


And I've seen chicks I've been with get hit on from time to time, so that's neat, but I'm just wondering how the typical conversation goes from that perspective.

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Originally posted by TheItch

What's the worst/biggest turn off for another any of you women when it comes to another woman?

My biggest turn off?

Hmmm... Smoking is right up there, and I used to do it when I was a teenager, but now....ick. Dirty Bathroom....huge! Also anything that involves a blatant disregard for germs is big on my turn off list.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

What are some good lesbian opening lines when first meeting another chick?


I kind of have an idea of what the procedure is when a guy goes up to a chick since, you know, I've been there and done that.


And I've seen chicks I've been with get hit on from time to time, so that's neat, but I'm just wondering how the typical conversation goes from that perspective.

Honestly, I'm not big on lines. I don't approach a ton of women either because I'm chicken...lol. In the rare case that I do approach one, I usually just go up to her and introduce myself. Maybe offer to buy her a drink or ask her to dance if we're at a club, but usually its an intro, and then try and talk to her...compliment her on something she's wearing...hopefully the conversation evolves from there.

Attitude. No one should overplay their cards, else they are making a fool of themselves.

A fool is always the biggest turn off.

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Originally posted by TheItch

What's the worst/biggest turn off for another any of you women when it comes to another woman?

How often do you gals hit on a chick and then find out that she is heterosexual, and, is it embarrassing when that happens, or are most girls polite about it?

It must be very difficult, since 90% or more of the population is off limits.

I have all the answers any man needs

At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there WILL be a quiz later).



You want= You want

We need= I want

It's your decision= The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want= You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk= I need to complain

Sure... go ahead= I don't want you to.

I'm not upset= Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly= You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight.= Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!= I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights.= I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient= I want a new house.

I want new curtains= and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes= the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there= NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise= I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?= I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?= I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute.= Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?= Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.= Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?= [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes= No

No= No

Maybe= No

I'm sorry.= You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?= It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

Was that the baby?= Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling!= Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish= It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

And of course, listen carefully to your woman, I'll help here too

(The answer to "What's wrong?"



The same old thing= Nothing

Nothing= Everything

Everything= My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really= It's just that you're such an jerk

I don't want to talk about it= Go away, I'm still building up steam



Men, just to make sure we are clear on the language of women

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you – do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" – for the woman's response refer to #3.
9. I'll drive: this either means she is questioning your manhood, or she is (rightly) scared to death of your Richard Petty impersonation
10. Are watching (insert sport here) again? It's chore jar time
11. Sure, you can buy that. Refer to #6
12. Come here: you are a puppy
13. You never listen: you never listen. Prepare for #5
14. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"