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Girls on girls - You have questions...we may have answers

Starter: [Deleted] Posted: 14 years ago Views: 46.7K
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Ok, so let me start off by saying that this is not that kind of thread....let me explain.

Myself and my ever gorgeous fiancee Lucy Diamond thought that being that there are about 700,000 male members and about 12 female members of WBW, that some of you might have questions about the fairer sex.

So we decided that we'd start an advice thread, kinda like Dear Abby . Only difference is that there is two of us, and we're obviously much hotter.

Now, seeing as neither of us is a licenced psychiatrist (yet), one of us is a lesbian, and the other is bi (queer actually); we probably won't be able to give any real advice, but thats what should make this thread fun.

So ask your questions, no subject is off the table; unless it invloves animals...you know who I'm talking about. Make it interesting, make it funny, it doesn't matter, just ask....otherwise this was a big waste of time.

Ask questions about your relationship with women, dating advice, what to do on a first date, anything you can think of. While answering questions about ourselves is fun too, this thread is about you...so ask away.
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#4476575
Lvl 37
Everyone knows when gay gays have anal sex the end result of that union is lawyers.
Gay girls don't got nothing but fingers, tongues and toys.
What is the outcome from girly-girl sex?

#4476576
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Originally posted by ThreadKiller


What is the outcome from girly-girl sex?



Usually THIS. Lesbians are notorious for falling hard and fast. The joke goes like so:

Q - "What does a lesbian bring on a second date?"

A - "A U-Haul"


#4476577
Lvl 37
OK, fair enough.
I'm sure lesbians exist because when I start chatting up a chick she says; "FUCK OFF Loser, I'm a lesbian!!!"

So when two or lesbians meet in a bar, do you sniff each others butts to determine pecking order?

How do you decide who does what? Feminine intuition? Secret handshake/boob grab?
#4476578
Lvl 15
A lesbian and a bi chick together sounds pretty complicated.
Seems like the lesbian might get jealous or grossed out or both.
Is this a completely open relationship, sexually I mean?
#4476579
Lvl 26
I wish i was a lesbian
#4476580
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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

How do you decide who does what? Feminine intuition? Secret handshake/boob grab?


In my case it's normally a lot of standing around wondering if she's actually gay or not. A secret handshake would make things much simpler.
#4476581
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Originally posted by bdfunk1234

A lesbian and a bi chick together sounds pretty complicated.
Seems like the lesbian might get jealous or grossed out or both.
Is this a completely open relationship, sexually I mean?


It's 100% strictly sexual.
#4476582
Lvl 26
Dear Sugarpie, How do i find the clitoris as my wife has hidden hers ?
#4476583
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Originally posted by Punnani

Dear SP & LD, How do i find the clitoris as my wife has hidden hers ?


I'd try looking in her bedside drawer, you know...near the collection of sex toys she uses when you're not around.
#4476584
Lvl 12
Why do some lesbians try to look and act like men?

I don't understand this because ... If a chick is attracted to women, why dress and act like a man if you're trying to pick one up?

Rachel Maddow and Ellen Degeneres are two chicks that aren't that manly looking, but they aren't that feminine looking either. The short hair, the collared shirts under the vest or sport coat every damn day. Always pants and never a dress.

There are others who are even more manly ... "butch" they're referred to, who make no attempt at all to look good.

Just curious.
#4476585
Lvl 13
Dear Sugarpie , If two women get married how do they decide which one is going to quit putting it out after the honeymoon is over?

Signed
Curious in the Sticks
#4476586
While I don't mind answering questions about myself, I didn't intend this to be the "ask a lesbian about her (lack of) sex life" thread. You guys are supposed to be asking questions about your own pathetic awesome sex lives, relationships, dating, and general WTF about girls.
#4476587
Okay, see, now I'm lost.

But anyway, in keeping with the glow of things....SP, does it ever happen that a lesbian or so-called "bi-chick" turns back into a regular girl? I do not mean to offend, if my question ends up doing so for whatever reason. I kinda need to know your thoughts on this. Yeah--it's a secret as to why I need to know.. Um, no need to break out your stick. You and I is friends, SP.
#4476588
Lvl 13
Now that my wife is getting a little older and has put on a few pounds, the whole, "lets go to a strip club", "I wanna bring a girl home", "lets see if we can't seduce your hot co-worker" lifestyle I was used to has gone by the wayside.

Please tell me how to get it back?
#4476589
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Originally posted by Darklight01

Okay, see, now I'm lost.

But anyway, in keeping with the glow of things....SP, does it ever happen that a lesbian or so-called "bi-chick" turns back into a regular girl? I do not mean to offend, if my question ends up doing so for whatever reason. I kinda need to know your thoughts on this. Yeah--it's a secret as to why I need to know.. Um, no need to break out your stick. You and I is friends, SP.


Yours is a legit question because it obviously involves your real life.

I've known girls that were once bi or lesbian and have reconsidered things and are now in straight relationships. I think in some people sexuality is not a black or white thing...its more fluid, and constantly changing. While I'm not crazy about the term "regular girl"...yes, I believe she can consider herself straight. I don't think anything is going to "make" her straight, its just going to be something that she may or may not come to realize one day.
#4476590
Lvl 37
I have a Big Dick.
By the time I get hard the big dick passes out because I require a lot of blood to achieve full erection.

Is there any way I can remedy this situation?

Hopefully,
"Little TK"
#4476591
Lvl 12
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarpie

While I don't mind answering questions about myself, I didn't intend this to be the "ask a lesbian about her (lack of) sex life" thread. You guys are supposed to be asking questions about your own pathetic awesome sex lives, relationships, dating, and general WTF about girls.


Well, my question was just a general WTF about lesbians. That's ok though ... guess I'll never know
#4476592
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Originally posted by hornithologist

Why do some lesbians try to look and act like men?

I don't understand this because ... If a chick is attracted to women, why dress and act like a man if you're trying to pick one up?

Rachel Maddow and Ellen Degeneres are two chicks that aren't that manly looking, but they aren't that feminine looking either. The short hair, the collared shirts under the vest or sport coat every damn day. Always pants and never a dress.

There are others who are even more manly ... "butch" they're referred to, who make no attempt at all to look good.

Just curious.


I was going to get to it...I just didn't really know how to answer.

I guess what I can say is that everyone likes different things right? Some guys dress more casual than others, some have beards some don't, some guys have long hair, others have crew cuts. I think when a woman chooses to dress in a "butch" way, its just more noticed by society, because its not what people are accustomed to seeing. I don't believe that the majority of butch lesbians want to be a guy, thats not the case. I just think that they're more comfortable and identify more with males roles in society, and to some extent they may take that on in the way they dress.
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Originally posted by kowman

Dear Sugarpie , If two women get married how do they decide which one is going to quit putting it out after the honeymoon is over?

Signed
Curious in the Sticks


Dear Curious In The Sticks,

If you had to have some sweaty grunting guy on top of you over and over again, wouldn't you quit putting out too?

Regards,

SP & LD
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