Girls on girls - You have questions...we may have answers

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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They're faking. Girls do that, you know.

Thats because they want you to just get off of them.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Thats because they want you to just get off of them.

but in all seriousness. Sex is much much better with another girl than with a guy.

<---speaking from experience.

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Originally posted by Lucy_Diamond

Sex is much much better with another girl than with a guy.

It's agreed then. I'll be over around 11:00 tonight. Wear that outfit I really like.

Best thing about a penis has to be the pee thing. You never see a line outside the boys WC doorway. Other than that....meh. Don't see much advantage at all.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Pee standing up.

That's the best thing about it.

Well, aside from the other thing.

Form and proportions first. Size....a distant second.

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Originally posted by hornithologist

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Well, obviously you're not going to get a raging hard-on. But you like boobies, what would be your ideal cupsize when motorboating a partner?

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Originally posted by Lucy_Diamond

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but in all seriousness. Sex is much much better with another girl than with a guy.

<---speaking from experience.

Totally agree..I couldn't have sex with a guy..has to be with a girl......preferably 2 of them, but I'm not picky

Check out the list I made, there are plenty of good things the penis is good for

With that attitude, your wife isn't going to talk to you tonight, either.

She hasn't come back to read anymore after the "poems in poop hole" incident

So, I don't really have many issues in my relationship that I want to talk about here but I do have a friend who frequently asks me for advice so imma hit you with it.

Step one, my friend isn't super goodlooking, he's pretty tall like 6'2 but like.....he's kinda skinny fat and not pretty..he's like, a 4/10.

So, said friend refuses to acknowledge he isn't as good looking as he would like to be, and hits on girls so far out of his league it's actually become a fun passtime to go with him places to see him get shot down by 8-10s.

Question, he is a nice guy, is there any way in your opinion that a relatively hot girl might give him a chance based on this alone? His car is awful and he dresses like one of those MMA douchebags with a taste of wigger.

All his friends, myself included are kinda happy in relationships, he feels left out and lonely, so I'm trying hard to get him hooked up, so, if yous guys, wimminz were out, where would you most like to get hit on outside of a bar? Like, he's also not very smooth so I'm probably going to go with him as a comfort buffer...so yeah, places he could go?

Also, do you think it would be wise for me to just be like "You haven't had sex in a long, long time.....long time..wow....George Bush Jr still president long time, maybe it's time you try to you know, fuck heavier, uglier girls?" Like, would that be advisable, just hit him with the facts in your opinion, not as girls, but like, as people...question open to anyone really.

Thoughts?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

So, I don't really have many issues in my relationship that I want to talk about here but I do have a friend who frequently asks me for advice so imma hit you with it.

Step one, my friend isn't super goodlooking, he's pretty tall like 6'2 but like.....he's kinda skinny fat and not pretty..he's like, a 4/10.

So, said friend refuses to acknowledge he isn't as good looking as he would like to be, and hits on girls so far out of his league it's actually become a fun passtime to go with him places to see him get shot down by 8-10s.

Question, he is a nice guy, is there any way in your opinion that a relatively hot girl might give him a chance based on this alone? His car is awful and he dresses like one of those MMA douchebags with a taste of wigger.

All his friends, myself included are kinda happy in relationships, he feels left out and lonely, so I'm trying hard to get him hooked up, so, if yous guys, wimminz were out, where would you most like to get hit on outside of a bar? Like, he's also not very smooth so I'm probably going to go with him as a comfort buffer...so yeah, places he could go?

Also, do you think it would be wise for me to just be like "You haven't had sex in a long, long time.....long time..wow....George Bush Jr still president long time, maybe it's time you try to you know, fuck heavier, uglier girls?" Like, would that be advisable, just hit him with the facts in your opinion, not as girls, but like, as people...question open to anyone really.

Thoughts?

Try finding a decent looking girl with herpes or something. They're easier to bag, I hear.

It's sort of like how a sports team is able to sign a very talented player cheaply when he has a history of injuries and cocaine abuse.

See, I've been thinking he should try to cruise around the walk in clinics for hot single moms who are low on cash and self esteem...

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Originally posted by Honda_X

See, I've been thinking he should try to cruise around the walk in clinics for hot single moms who are low on cash and self esteem...

Speaking of...check your PMs. I may have an opportunity for him.

That was quite fun, how the PM and my response all tied together...

Lulz all around.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Question, he is a nice guy, is there any way in your opinion that a relatively hot girl might give him a chance based on this alone? His car is awful and he dresses like one of those MMA douchebags with a taste of wigger.

Hot shallow girl...probably not. Hot grounded girl...maybe. Lose the douchebag clothing for sure though.
Does the attitude match the clothing, does he have that overly cocky approach? Confidence is good, cockiness is bad.

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Originally posted by Honda

I'm trying hard to get him hooked up, so, if yous guys, wimminz were out, where would you most like to get hit on outside of a bar? Like, he's also not very smooth so I'm probably going to go with him as a comfort buffer...so yeah, places he could go?

The place that I get hit on the 2nd most is the gym. Is he active? How about joining a running club or something social?

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Originally posted by Honda

Also, do you think it would be wise for me to just be like "You haven't had sex in a long, long time.....long time..wow....George Bush Jr still president long time, maybe it's time you try to you know, fuck heavier, uglier girls?" Like, would that be advisable, just hit him with the facts in your opinion, not as girls, but like, as people...question open to anyone really.

The truth can hurt, but sometimes it's what's needed. I wouldn't just say it like that, but maybe you can make him believe the next time you're out that the 5-6 girl is really an 8-9. Go gaga over her and make him think that you think she's hot. This will require you to bring your acting skills out Honda. Basically you're trying to get him to lower his standards a bit without him knowing it. Or if you guys are super tight...you tell him, but I think that's a huge gamble as you might really offend him.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Is he active? How about joining a running club or something social?

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Yeah, because for those two months out of the year that you can be outside for jogging up in Canada ... that should leave him plenty of time to score.


(yes, I know you can run in the winter, just felt like taking a shot at you Canucks)

Pfft. I'll have you know that we can run outside for three months!

I dont have my running snowshoes

Great thread- just read it all on an iPod on wifi.. Took forever.

(mostly just posting to make SP happy, it's been so long since I was remotely "active" on wb)

Jenn <3

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Originally posted by jenngurl23

(mostly just posting to make SP happy, it's been so long since I was remotely "active" on wbw)

Jenn <3

I'll get you to be more active yet. Thanks for posting Hun.

Any other lesbians out there? Or bi girls like Lucy? Just curious, since it seems there are a lot of chicks (ok, some might be pretending) posting in the forums. Come out of the closet so we can ask more questions.

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Originally posted by jenngurl23

I dont have my running snowshoes

Great thread- just read it all on an iPod on wifi.. Took forever.

(mostly just posting to make SP happy, it's been so long since I was remotely "active" on wb)

Jenn <3

We chased you away?

So sad.