Girls on girls - You have questions...we may have answers

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Pee standing up.

That's the best thing about it.

Well, aside from the other thing.

jamming in between pillows?
or the other thing?

The other other thing.

Also, remind me to never sit on your couch.

its cool...i gave those to charity

On second thought, maybe I don't want one for a day.

but theyre so useful!

Enlighten me. Besides peeing standing up and sticking it in random dark tunnels, what else is it useful for?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Enlighten me. Besides peeing standing up and sticking it in random dark tunnels, what else is it useful for?

Populating the earth? I guess that fits in the "dark tunnel" category. I've nothing to offer.

Bare breasts to bare breasts... how does that feel?

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Originally posted by Darklight01

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Populating the earth? I guess that fits in the "dark tunnel" category. I've nothing to offer.

Meh...there's more than enough people on the earth.

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Originally posted by butler99

Bare breasts to bare breasts... how does that feel?

Kinda nippley.

Do titties turn you on? Or is that just a guy thing?

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Originally posted by hornithologist

Do titties turn you on? Or is that just a guy thing?

Well, I can't answer the first part for her, but I'm pretty sure that guys don't turn her on.

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Originally posted by hornithologist

Do titties turn you on? Or is that just a guy thing?

I love boobies. Do they turn me on though? I don't think in the same way they turn a guy on, but somewhat yes.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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I don't think in the same way they turn a guy on, but somewhat yes.

Well, obviously you're not going to get a raging hard-on. But you like boobies, what would be your ideal cupsize when motorboating a partner?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Enlighten me. Besides peeing standing up and sticking it in random dark tunnels, what else is it useful for?

apart from been able to wank and guarantee an orgasm, not needing toys...other people or finding that elusive g-spot..
you can put a glow in the dark condom on and use it as a light sabre before you enter the death star..
you can also use it as a means of checking the weather, just stick it outside...and if it gets cold, its cold outside, if it gets wet...its raining, if it begins to burn, its a hot day

you can also make some nutrient rich hand cream, for free!!
and if you got a long one, you would be really handy to have at a nudist colony

the list is endless!!

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Originally posted by Latino

apart from been able to wank and guarantee an orgasm, not needing toys...other people or finding that elusive g-spot..

Not trying to throw guys under the bus...but I think its the penis thats the week link in girls not being able to orgasm during sex. I believe I have a 100% success ratio. lol

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Originally posted by Latino

you can put a glow in the dark condom on and use it as a light sabre before you enter the death star..
you can also use it as a means of checking the weather, just stick it outside...and if it gets cold, its cold outside, if it gets wet...its raining, if it begins to burn, its a hot day

you can also make some nutrient rich hand cream, for free!!
and if you got a long one, you would be really handy to have at a nudist colony

the list is endless!!

I laughed out loud at the light sabre bit....and gagged a little at the hand cream bit. lol

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Originally posted by hornithologist

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Well, obviously you're not going to get a raging hard-on. But you like boobies, what would be your ideal cupsize when motorboating a partner?

Tough question. I think general shape is much more desirable than size. There can be giant boobies that look good, and giant boobies that look plain awful. So to take the risk out of it, probably a solid D. Keep in mind that D really isn't as large as most people think. The average real cup size now is actually D.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Not trying to throw guys under the bus...but I think its the penis thats the week link in girls not being able to orgasm during sex. I believe I have a 100% success ratio. lol

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I laughed out loud at the light sabre bit....and gagged a little at the hand cream bit. lol

but seriously..if you can make the light sabre sounds..
and maybe even darth vaders, then its an awesome visual

plus, with a penis...theres no warm up, no foreplay....if youre in a hurry, you can orgasm in a minute or so..
if youre in them mood...you can set the lighting, bring out the lotions and go nuts for an hour or so.. its so flexible!!!

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Originally posted by Latino

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apart from been able to wank and guarantee an orgasm, not needing toys...other people or finding that elusive g-spot..
you can put a glow in the dark condom on and use it as a light sabre before you enter the death star..
you can also use it as a means of checking the weather, just stick it outside...and if it gets cold, its cold outside, if it gets wet...its raining, if it begins to burn, its a hot day

you can also make some nutrient rich hand cream, for free!!
and if you got a long one, you would be really handy to have at a nudist colony

the list is endless!!

@ the weather dick

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Not trying to throw guys under the bus...but I think its the penis thats the week link in girls not being able to orgasm during sex. I believe I have a 100% success ratio. lol

They're faking. Girls do that, you know.