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This lady at work gave me an entire bag of left over Hershey's Kisses that she didn't want.

You can say things are getting pretty serious.

Fuck a duck, I've been here 11 years. And less than a year of that has been as a regular member.

Good thing I persisted through that "Porn Addict" T-shirt phase. That coulda been an embarrassing and misguided experience to leave on.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

This lady at work gave me an entire bag of left over Hershey's Kisses that she didn't want.

You can say things are getting pretty serious.

Yep. You can't get much more serious than Hershey's Kisses. Don't know where you can go from there.

If you have three of those she'll be pregnant.

It's practically third base as far as I'm concerned.

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Originally posted by Davey45

It's practically third base as far as I'm concerned.

That might be. Depends on how many bases are in your game.

Sometimes it's a marathon and not a sprint.

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Originally posted by exocet

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That might be. Depends on how many bases are in your game.

I'm not familiar with cricket.

I'm not terribly fond of either cricket or baseball. But I do love getting to third base.

So...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/08/matthew-kenney-flakka-streaker_n_7026048.html?utm_hp_[Blacklisted]weird-news


Why are they always naked?

Well I suppose that we are all naked underneath our clothes. But that video is something I think I could have done without seeing.

I know I'm old because I have no idea what the hell "flakka" is.

Your pop culture knowledge is mos def not on fleek.

Word to my mother.

I've heard of flakka, I'm so hip and groovy.

I had to use the Googlies

That link led me the knowledge that there is a lot of nice bumbum in Brazil !

So, anybody done any good drugs lately?

I did some caffeine the other day ... what a rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!