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My friends moms were always such prudes: http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520

Some people just shouldn't be parents

Not one time, NOT ONCE! Did I ever have a friend's mom throw a naked twister party when I was in high school. Nor was I ever sexed up by a hot twenty-something teacher. Come to mention it, most of my teachers were old or men or old men. I feel like I really missed out on the high school experience.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Not one time, NOT ONCE! Did I ever have a friend's mom throw a naked twister party when I was in high school. Nor was I ever sexed up by a hot twenty-something teacher. Come to mention it, most of my teachers were old or men or old men. I feel like I really missed out on the high school experience.

Did you and I go the same high school? Our experiences are exactly the same! What are the odds?

Damn my responsible and upright parents and teachers.

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Did you and I go the same high school? Our experiences are exactly the same! What are the odds?

I'd assume that most peoples' high school experiences were similar. And by similar, I mean exactly like Saved by the Bell.

That's because Saved by the Bell is a documentary, it's sad that Zack Morris went on to become a serial killer though

I saw Saved By the Bell. I can understand why he became a serial killer.

RIP Screech.

Sad Story

I had no idea that there was a Dustin Diamond death hoax. i just assumed Zack killed Screech.

Really, that's quite the coincidence.

Fuckin yea! I found all of my cords to hook to my new net. It only took a couple months. Still have to hook up the main but my iPhone is blazing fast again. (Now I feel bad about blasting H-Dawgs dial up years ago) POWER TO GREAT CONNECTIONS

I miss the price of dial up, now I spend five times as much for unlimited access.

I know I spent over 5 Times as much time with my rural connection not counting the frustration of server errors and timing out on pages. Well worth the extra bucks to me. Also I can participate more!

I want unlimited broadband for free!

I guess you could want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills first.

They tried a city-wide wifi where I live but it only worked in certain parts of town. Good idea but poor results. They tried it in Miami beach too but it also bombed.

I don't live near a city so I'm happy for my satellite system.