Cocaine scooters and whatnot SPAM

I still contest it was all apart of an elaborate ruse to break up with Yoko, and he died before the punchline/reveal.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

(because there are lots of babies in your jimmies)


(if you introduce them to an egg lady)

Do you consider masturbation abortion?

Dammit Davey, stop driving people away.

Dammit...getting all political/religious. I can't help it. I'm controversial.

Also, everybody is pregnant?

I'm pregnant.

I've been yelling from the roofs; wonton scissoring can lead to pregnancy. Why won't anyone listen? Now Jack is joining SP in ruining their bits with birthing.

Everything I learned in middle school health class is wrong.

Edit: after posting this, I casually glanced at the last quote in Kanzen's signature line. Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

I've been yelling from the roofs; wonton scissoring can lead to pregnancy. .

I tried scissoring, but it didn't work. I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

You're lucky you didn't get the other party preggers. I've heard that's how it happens.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Edit: after posting this, I casually glanced at the last quote in Kanzen's signature line. Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.

After 515 days, talk about all the preparation I put into all of this.

This whole spam thread is pregnant, it's going into it's ninth month, it's almost due to produce an offspring but I fear it will be overdue with a long drawn out period of labour.

Severe birth defects.

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Originally posted by RiffRaff

This whole spam thread is pregnant, it's going into it's ninth month, it's almost due to produce an offspring but I fear it will be overdue with a long drawn out period of labour.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Severe birth defects.

Uh, oh. Must be the End of Days. (Damn.......there I go bringing religion into it and driving people away from the site. Must remember to stick to politics.)

Don't blame me. I voted for Jesus.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Don't blame me. I voted for Jesus.

Really? I dunno. He comes from a good family, but he's kind of a far left "occupy Wall St" type.

Buddy Christ.

Member interaction is on the upswing. The Lounge is still on life support but beginning to show signs of life.

Remember when everybody was arguing about Russia taking over the Ukraine? Just typing that now seems ridiculous.

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Originally posted by Davey45

Member interaction is on the upswing. The Lounge is still on life support but beginning to show signs of life.

Remember when everybody was arguing about Russia taking over the Ukraine? Just typing that now seems ridiculous.

Slander! Russia has nothing to do with the Ukraine situation!
Unless Putin were to confirm that directly, there is no way... oh wait