Business ideas that somehow failed...
GERIATRIC CITY
Quality housing for older citizens that couldn't
attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the
hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other
amenities.
PUMP AND HUMP
A Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to
its customers.
STICKY WICKETS
Pre-owned erotica for sale at attractive discount
prices.
HAIR AND NOW
Fast, inexpensive hair replacement using cat fur and
thumb tacks.
PARADISE LOST AND FOUND
A gynecological clinic franchise specializing in
"50,000 mile tune-ups".
UNIX FOR HIRE
A computer consulting firm that just couldn't build a
long-term customer base.
SCRATCH AND SNIFF
A new medication for hemorroids...available in all
your favorite fragrances.
GERIATRIC CITY
Quality housing for older citizens that couldn't
attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the
hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other
amenities.
PUMP AND HUMP
A Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to
its customers.
STICKY WICKETS
Pre-owned erotica for sale at attractive discount
prices.
HAIR AND NOW
Fast, inexpensive hair replacement using cat fur and
thumb tacks.
PARADISE LOST AND FOUND
A gynecological clinic franchise specializing in
"50,000 mile tune-ups".
UNIX FOR HIRE
A computer consulting firm that just couldn't build a
long-term customer base.
SCRATCH AND SNIFF
A new medication for hemorroids...available in all
your favorite fragrances.