Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

I want a super power toooooo... pretty please

thnx dude.

drnkbstd- Seemingly just some old drunk bastard, you have a dark and gloomy secret burried deep within your soul. I will not post this secret for all to see, as Im sure you dont want the world to know. Im not even sure I can type it without getting a little emotional. Nevertheless...*shakes it off*....you my friend are hearby granted the super power of Clarity. With Clarity, you have the ability to make things right, for people who just dont see it. A dumbass cuts in front you, your magic makes him realise he's a dick, and will not do it ever again. Drunk bastard wants to fight...he sobers up and apologises and buys rounds. Well done.

mykill01- Famous for busting onto the wbw scene with the almost disturbing "Choking the Chicken" topic, your super power will now be Luck. As you surely know, Luck affects all aspects of all your other attributes. The higher the luck, the more multipliers you receive. With your Luck being a full blown main skill, you have the uniquely high probability of dodging attacks, having successfull strikes, and finding rare dropped items. Lucky you!

stewie56- A find and outstanding young man from the great state of Washington, and overall great contributer to wbw, you are hearby granted the super power Leadership. With Leadership, you have the ability..to lead! With you in the battle party, the entire team receives attack and defense bonuses, plus x 2 money drops. Bounus ability: NO ONE disregards or disrepects your decissions...including your battle team, your old lady, and any family or friends.

DVS- After falling from a turnip truck as a young child, you were rescued by a travleing mysterious old Monk. Rasing learing the way of the Monks...once of age, you were blessed with a divine super power. A 'set' of powers actually, including: Stop, paralysis, sleep and petrify. With these specific powers, as you can plainly see...you are a most formatable advasery. Bonus: You are immune to similar attacks.

liickme- After a quick review through some of your posts, you seem friendly and sincere. And as a female, you do indeed get special consideration! I hearby grant you the bitchen-ass super power of Mix. With Mix, you can combine any two seemingly useless items and create something new and powerfull. From mixing a spoon and fork to create the famous Two Handled Battle Axe of Mother Fucking Might, to mixing salt and pepper to create the potion Destruction Of All Living Life Forms Within A Million Mile Radius...your powers just plain rule.

WARPIG - Thank you for the super power of clarity, however its not the magic that makes the dumbass realise he is a dick for cutting in front of me...its the front end of my vehicle smashing into his rear quarter panel spinning the pecker head into a guard rail and then a polite wave of my hand as I pass for he is not good enough for the preverbial bird.

Oh one more thing...you are correct I do buy rounds for everyone usually the first round is always on me..."Belly up to the Bar People!!!"

^so its a win win! lol

Exactly the way I feel... (beer)

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Originally posted by WARPIG

liickme- After a quick review through some of your posts, you seem friendly and sincere. And as a female, you do indeed get special consideration! I hearby grant you the bitchen-ass super power of Mix. With Mix, you can combine any two seemingly useless items and create something new and powerfull. From mixing a spoon and fork to create the famous Two Handled Battle Axe of Mother Fucking Might, to mixing salt and pepper to create the potion Destruction Of All Living Life Forms Within A Million Mile Radius...your powers just plain rule.

Coooool... I have the bitchen-ass super power of mix..(K)thanks... and very creative i must say.

What super power can you grant me that I don't already have?

Behold, I can summon Pikachu at will.

(pika)

I WANT!

its polite not to yell at someone when you want something especially when you've posted a grand total of two fucking times, bullwinkle.

Hey dude.

howdy.

What is your super power?

beats the shit outta me. you?

Ive always wanted super powers

I have super-human screwing power but this damn chastity belt is holding me back.

okay. hit me with it.

damn damn.....this site rules....not new to it...just new to posting...sorry i am a leecher

i have the power to shoot fireballs out of my anus