Post Here...and I will grant you a Super Power!

Let's try this again.

or not

Don't mess with me Poop, I just know what ever power I get beats your Butt fireballs. How do You aim anyway?

I guess we don't get super powers.

Damn. Let this coffee kick in and grant I shall.

jackofevil- Obviousy, SO very evil you are. With this in mind, you are granted the super power of Dark. Similiar to a typical elemental attack, Dark is much more deadly in that it engulfs the victim in a toxic cloud that disolves their brain on contact. You are, obviously, weak to Light attacks. Bouns power: Summon undead for 60 seconds when health is below 20%

Scott2- The good twin of the original Scott1, you have taken to the streets of St. Louis to bring hope and prayer to the needy. With your special super power of Grace, you have have the ability to grant any soul a chance to make things right. If they take the chance, they have a 50/50 shot of either making their life right with the Lord, or blowing up.

donkeypunchkid- A former drunk (the day you chose your username) (lol) you have since repented. During an AA meeting, your sponser was suddenly abducted by an evil alien. Upon seeking and destroying the evil alien, you inherited his super power of Alternate Form. The ability to change into any form. Note: You must physically touch the subject. Bonus power: Lazers from the eyes. Woot!

EMG- You're borderline noob for me to make the effort. Holler back and it shall be.

screwy.one- A late to arrive Mod. Well well well, didnt I warn you that the longer it took to post, the weaker your powers would be? Just kidding...you have the almighty bitchen-ass cool super power of Immovability. As the name sugests, you cannot be moved when you are in this state, nor will you absorb ANY damage, of ANY type. Lasts as long as your magic bar is full.

MDT20- Robot. Pure and simply, you are a clean and prime specimen from the furture. Complete with: Helm with 8 rotating lazer cannons, Gauntlets with 16 poison dart launcher, Belt Buckle with heat-seeking bio missle, Knee pads with 10 surface to air missles, and Boots with 10,000 lazer guided fire torpedos of HELL!!!!!!!!!!

Dude i want the X-Ray stuff so I can see through walls and stuff like that

yayaman- A former reggae artist, you smoked so much weed one night in the Bahamas, you put yourself into a coma. Once awakened, your super power became clear to you. Seeking your master High Guy, he knighted the...Side Kick to High Guy. Responsible mostly for paperwork and travel arrangements, your personal super power of .. Babe Magnet (?) serves you well in your travels. (see High Guy super power for more details on your journey)

poopinashoe- *wonders have I done you?* *and, too many pages to check* so....You my friend are clever and kind. With those traits, the only appropiate super power for you would have to be RAGE! With RAGE, once angered, you turn into a huge hulking...wait! No. With RAGE, you have the ability to warp the minds of your enemy, forcing them into a ragefull state, causing them to lose focus and fail before you. Indeed.

Diode- A "bomb baby" born after the Great War, you were infected by radiation. Your super power has since be noted as Electronica....yeah. With Electronica, you are able to summon any know electric device, computer or battery powered unit to your beckoning call. From those tiny little vacumm cleaners to suck dust from the vents in your car, to US Military computers, your 'students' will be there when you call. Get-r-done.

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Dude i want the X-Ray stuff so I can see through walls and stuff like that

Ahh. The great denial. Once you have admitted you want xray vision for looking at girls panties, only then may it be so. Note: I officially grant MYSELF xray panty looking vision. Thanks for the idea.

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Dagnabbit- The western drifter, considered the "handy man" on the trail due to your ability to create weapons. Anything from 6-shooters to thermonuclear warheads, crafting weapons is your game. Added abilities include: creating munitions, ordinance, traps and bombs. You are obviously a little hard of hearing with all the weapons youve seen come and go, so you have crafted a special earpiece, which also gives you the bonus ability of bionic hearing.

Behold, my greatest creation: The Noob Nuke.....

dude....i am the coolest super hero. im like my own idol...im a flippin 80s robot. now if he had only made me into like Optimus Prime or something. Now THAT would have been most excellent!

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atanamir- A wise old soul, believed to be nearly 100,000 years old, you have the super power of Earth. My personal favorite of all elemental attacks, Earth attacks are wicked cool, IMO. From opening up the ground to swallow your enemies, to toppling tall mountains down upon them, your abilities are VERY difficult to shield against, and impossible to reflect. Bonus ability: Can reverse time by counter-rotating the Earth. Or, of course, stop time for a short period. (panty raids come to mind)

cool...thanx warpig...first panty raid that i conduct, you will surely be invited to come along...
thinking about the shower in the girls gym too...

I have a side kick now!

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EMG- You're borderline noob for me to make the effort. Holler back and it shall be.

lol
Discrimation against the little guy!

EMG- Mutant Warrior. Your father knocked up a cyborg alien sorcererous, and once giving birth to you, granted you the super power of Mutate. You have the ability to change into the form of you Mother; complete with sorcererous powers, or your father; the ability to attract hot cyborg alien chicks. Bonus: Since Im running out of ideas here (lol) I hearby also grant you enternal life. Enjoy.

*waves

i'd like some extra superpowers too!

Can mine be that i can gooze on comand?

tell me warpig... WHO AM I?

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EMG- Mutant Warrior. Your father knocked up a cyborg alien sorcererous, and once giving birth to you, granted you the super power of Mutate. You have the ability to change into the form of you Mother; complete with sorcererous powers, or your father; the ability to attract hot cyborg alien chicks. Bonus: Since Im running out of ideas here (lol) I hearby also grant you enternal life. Enjoy.

oh the joy!