Get to know your MrDorkButt

A lot of you have asked yourself lately, who is this MrDorkButt? Of course its common knowledge that is babes are hot, his comments are wise, and his posts are genius. But what makes this fascinating character tick?

Rather than answer the countless PM's I've received, I thought I'd copy a very informative thread by....who the hell cares ()...and let you, the people, ask me directly, saved in a 5 star post for posterity.

I'm so vane, I do think this thread is about me. I will answer EVERY SINGLE question honestly -- unless if course any of the questions are personal, at which point we'll go case by case.

Just to throw out the obvious one: Mrdorkbutt is a name my 12 year old came up with when he was 3. Its also my hotmail address, IM screen name and xbox live name.

Also, yes, I do think Fefe has a hot ass.

I was wondering who Mrdorkbutt wasn't

Mrdorkbutt is not a vegetarian. Good question. Next.


I am also not a Giants fan.


Nor am I hispanic. Though there is nothing wrong with that.

Is green you favorite color?

Actually, I like purple. But that is really sorta gay, so I say blue instead. Blue is a close second.

Shemp?

zombie for ya??

I do not understand Shemp.

And that is a bitchin' zombie.

Are you truly a dork?

A dork is technically a whale's penis.

I am not a whales penis. I am actually a fine upstanding member of the community.

And porn addict.

And bored this evening. Good question.

Three Stooges, Shemp, you like?

aahhhh... no. Shemp sucked. Unless you are related to him in some way, at which point he was great.

You can't top Curly Howard.

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And porn addict.

Then why are you here, the rest of us are here for the cars, do you like cars?

No.

Not really, no.

Though Burnout Paradise is a great game.

Shemp's my dad fuckhead.
Well, I guess that makes Curly my uncle.
Still that's not really a question, is it?

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Shemp?

shemp!!!!

Not really. That would also make Moe your Uncle.


That, btw, isn't the Shemp I remember.

Yes, you had to grind Shemp Howard into a fine dust and snort him to get high.






Way too much Shimp talk, I don't think I've watched the Stooges for a decade.

I liked the stooges. If there was a question, there is your answer.