Get to know your MrDorkButt

this abortion of a thread made it 10 pages. I don't know if that is good or bad.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

I shouldn't cave to Demo's peer pressure like this

I would do what he says too man...


...he might blind you with scalp glare.

Also, I race Honda dirtbikes...I'm not a big Honda car fan..I actually prefer Toyota.


How old is the oldest woman you have ever slept with?

Have you ever broken into someones house?

Did you have a nickname in highschool?

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/wife?

Have you thought about being with someone of the same sex?

Were you the Jock or the Dork in high school?

Do you pass gas and blame it on your kids?

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Originally posted by t0ne

Have you thought about being with someone of the same sex?

Were you the Jock or the Dork in high school?

Do you pass gas and blame it on your kids?

Sex with someone of the same gender? No, but its a faltering offer, really.

I was mostly a dork in high school, but I was good at sports. I was also really skinny. Come 11th grade I was king dork and I banged all the dork chicks. Married one of them. She is hot now. I'm still a dork. Sucks to be her.

Yes, I do blame my farts on the kids. Those fuckin' kids are disgusting too. I also blame the cat.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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How old is the oldest woman you have ever slept with?

Have you ever broken into someones house?

Did you have a nickname in highschool?

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/wife?

How old is the oldest woman you have ever slept with? When I was 20 I slept with a 29 year old. In my late 20s I almost slept with someone in their 40s, but it never happened. Probably a 9 year difference tops.

Have you ever broken into someones house? I have been places I shouldn't have, but I've never broken in. For example I have friends who leave their doors unlocked and occasionally I have to pee. Definitely I've made secret pit stops. Only occasionally do i go through their wives underwear drawers.

Did you have a nickname in highschool? No. Though my spanish teach called me Don Juan cause I was always putting the moves on the dork chicks.

Have you ever been in a car accident? A few sadly.

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/wife? I have cheated before. Not proud of it. I'm young and I've been an unappreciative bastard. But the struggle is part of life and I'm learning to do better. I've gone from seeing relationships as a sexual death sentence and I've begun to appreciate what it means to dedicate your life to someone. There is something pure and noble and ultimately very human about that. All any of us want is love and acceptance. We should appreciate more when we get it. We should treat it with respect. On some levels we should be awed that someone would ever consider dedicating themselves to us. To share your one trip through life with someone is a gift.

Though a little strange now and again is pretty sweet also.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Also, I race Honda dirtbikes...I'm not a big Honda car fan..I actually prefer Toyota.

And, hey, Captain Thunder Stealer, this is get to know DorkButt motherfucker!!!

I kidding. You should post pictures of your races....in another thread, cockswaddler!!!

makes me sad the questions are over with. No one asked me about my wife. my kids. my job. my two vasectomies.

so much left to know.

I'm dynamic bitchez.

Do you have any nudes of you wife you would like to share?!

What does your wife do? does she work or stay at home mom?

How old are your kids? Boys? Girls?

Are any of your kids dorks or are they cooler than?

What kind of job do you do?

Did you enjoy getting a vasectomy? How did it feel? How long did it take? How does it feel not having a loaded gun?

What is the main reason for coming to WBW?

What kind of weather do you enjoy?

Are you a night or morning person?

Do you like Coke or Pepsi?

Ever been to the Opera?

Ever been to a Rodeo?

When was the last time you voted?

Do you wear cologne? If so, what kind?

Ever get caught talking to yourself?

What is the longest you've gone without a shower?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Ever been to the Opera?

Ever been to a Rodeo?

When was the last time you voted?

Do you wear cologne? If so, what kind?

Ever get caught talking to yourself?

What is the longest you've gone without a shower?

Again, fascinating questions. You are like Barbara Walters with a dick. Or are you?

Opera? No.

Rodeo? No.

Bullfight? Yes.

Last voted in the primaries. I'm a regular voter. If you don't vote you aren't allowed to complain and I like to bitch.

Longest without showering is 2 days -- I need my showers. I hated it.

Talk to myself all the time. Caught a few times.

Do I wear cologne? I'm actually between colognes. I was using this Crew stuff that my wife really liked (no, it didn't make me smell like a gay sailor). But the bottle hit empty a couple weeks ago. Now we are looking for something new. I'm working my way through a Calvin Klein sample pack currently. Obsession anyone? Really, anyone? Fefe?

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Originally posted by daytona1990

Do you like Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi. Coke is for fags.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

Again, fascinating questions. You are like Barbara Walters with a dick. Or are you?

It's just my natural talent for being awesome at everything I do.



If you had to have a pet that isn't a mammal, what would it be?

Worse malady to be afflicted with: Cancer (prostate), Alzheimers, Death by fire, Death by drowning.

In a large setting, are you a loudmouth, crowd mingler, or quiet dude?

Favorite non "big 3" (Football, Baseball, Basketball) sport?

At 6 weeks old, you find out your unborn baby has downs syndrome; what do you do?

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Originally posted by t0ne

Do you have any nudes of you wife you would like to share?!

What does your wife do? does she work or stay at home mom?

How old are your kids? Boys? Girls?

Are any of your kids dorks or are they cooler than?

What kind of job do you do?

Did you enjoy getting a vasectomy? How did it feel? How long did it take? How does it feel not having a loaded gun?

What is the main reason for coming to WBW?

What kind of weather do you enjoy?

Are you a night or morning person?

Do you have any nudes of you wife you would like to share?! I have nudes of her. I'm not sharing them. And its too bad for you, cause she is hot and has a great body. You'll wag your little bean to nothing, fucker!!!

What does your wife do? does she work or stay at home mom? My wife works. She makes more than I do. But I'm getting closer all of the time.

How old are your kids? Boys? Girls? Kids are all boys between 5 and 12. They are good at COD4 and like superheros. That is cool. They do not like zombies.

Are any of your kids dorks or are they cooler than? They are dorks. Like father, like son.....

What kind of job do you do? I build web sites. I have a degree in art.

Did you enjoy getting a vasectomy? How did it feel? How long did it take? How does it feel not having a loaded gun? I've had 2 vasectomies. I was asleep through the first one, but the doctor was a quack (not the reason for the second one, just a fact). The second one I was awake for. It is not cool. Nor was the big black man who shaved me (does that count as a gay experience? I can ask questions too bitchez). It actually only takes about 15 minutes -- if the doctor doesn't entirely wait for the anesthetic to kick in. Probably more comfortable at 20 minutes. Takes about 3 days to recover from. Makes no difference not having a loaded gun to me. Makes it a bit drippier. Like a cake with no flour.

What is the main reason for coming to WBW? Tits........No, wait, ass............No, I take that back, tits...........Ass.

What kind of weather do you enjoy? Colder, but not freezing. I like jeans and a jacket. Brisk but nothing that will chill to the bone.

Are you a night or morning person? Whatever your Mom is. Kidding. Neither. Midday person. I'm at my best around 4:00. 16:00 if you are a fucking European or a communist.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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It's just my natural talent for being awesome at everything I do.



If you had to have a pet that isn't a mammal, what would it be?

Worse malady to be afflicted with: Cancer (prostate), Alzheimers, Death by fire, Death by drowning.

In a large setting, are you a loudmouth, crowd mingler, or quiet dude?

Favorite non "big 3" (Football, Baseball, Basketball) sport?

At 6 weeks old, you find out your unborn baby has downs syndrome; what do you do?

If you had to have a pet that isn't a mammal, what would it be? Iguana. Mexican squirrel, fucker.

Worse malady to be afflicted with: Cancer (prostate), Alzheimers, Death by fire, Death by drowning. Alzheimers is worse. You spend your entire life collecting friends and experiences only to have it all stripped away. Alzheimers is a cold bastard.

In a large setting, are you a loudmouth, crowd mingler, or quiet dude? Groping pervert. No, wait, do I have to use yours? Mingler.

Favorite non "big 3" (Football, Baseball, Basketball) sport? Hockey. Fuck you Lindros.

At 6 weeks old, you find out your unborn baby has downs syndrome; what do you do? Eat it.

What does 6 week old baby taste like?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

What does 6 week old baby taste like?

Seal.

I had a lot of answers there. Let is go through the other options:

1. Name the child Honda.
2. Let the child play for the Flyers.
3. Rest assured the child could get a job as a WBW mod
4. Go hide on Whore Island.

Do you have any words of wisdom for any up-and-coming dorkbutts?

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Originally posted by masterTone

Do you have any words of wisdom for any up-and-coming dorkbutts?

I would say the following: Enjoy your life. Enjoy your friends. And when they are not watching enjoy your friends girlfriends.

Also, don't buy American.

And eat lots of fiber.

And..um...its ok to touch yourself.

And also, crack is wack.

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