Get to know your MrDorkButt

Yes, I do realize this thread is balls

do you have a hot blonde or redhead you can send me?

via UPS overnight, the frackin mail is so slow, maybe fed-ex them

I'm into brunettes. How much would it cost to mail a person? That doesn't go into the flat stack box.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

I do not understand Shemp.

And that is a bitchin' zombie.

so use it??

Now that I've gotten to know my Mr. Dorkbutt, how can I use this information to enrich my life?

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Originally posted by notech

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so use it??

I don't want to be a zombie.

^ All the cool kids are doing it....c'mon, just try it...are you scared?

And before you ask...I changed mine...it just hasn't shown up yet

im sure they wont charge much


hmmm the poster above me would do

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

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I don't want to be a zombie.

ya already are!!use it!

DorkButt does not bend to peer pressure.

I'm going to bed.

Lulz

where's the pizza and beer?

Hey, Mr. Dorkbutt:


What was your most embarrassing moment?

If you could meet one WBWer, whom would you choose, and why?

If you could murder a person and get away with it, would you and who would it be?

Dr. Pepper: Good beverage or best beverage?

Do you have pets? If no, what is wrong with you?

How many girls have you secksytimed?

Who is your favorite actor?

Do you have any special skills?

What was your first job?

Thank you Eric Lindros for not talking about Zombies.

My most embarrassing moment was in high school. 2nd to last period I got sick to my stomach and during during a science lab....I pooped my pants a little. That was probably 10th grade. Thank God school was almost over. By the time I got off the bus, having spend a good hour trying blame the smell on others, you could see a little brown in the back of my jeans. I so don't miss high school.

If I could meet one WBWer...I would say Fefe because her butt looks cute in thongs and I'm going to Orlando in 3 weeks, but really it would be Fulcrum Boy. He and I are now mates. And Fulcrum Girl is hot.

If I could murder someone, it would be Ann Coulter. Ideally I'd be driving down the street at the same time as she and Nancy Grace where in the cross walk. I'd run down both of those bitches.

I do not like Dr. Pepper. I'm a Pepsi man.

I have a cat named Natasha. Her picture is attached. She is very young. The other day I was sitting at my kitchen table and she came up underneath me, stood on her back legs and clawed my balls. She has been warned.

In my life, I have sexed approximately 16 girls. I got married very young to my pretty wife and didn't really get the chance to spread my seed. No regrets.

Another gay answer, Brad Pitt is my favorite. I like his stuff. Fight Club. Oceans 11. I'm a big homo. Ewan McGregor is a close second. He seems like a nice guy.

I have a few special skills. I have an art degree and I do a fairly good job of drawing and building web sites (how I use said degree). I can take off any kind of bra with 3 fingers (a skill I'd be happy to demonstrate for any of you ladies). I can burp whenever I want. I can say the alphabet backwards. I have fallen for every Rick Roll on this site over the past 6 months. I'm good at COD4.

My first jobs was selling candles at Christmas time at the mall. It sucked. I didn't last 2 days.

My Cat

Which dork has to clean the cats litter box?

Another good question. Sadly, I am said dork. My wife has an amazing ability to avoid such duties. "Lets get a cat, Mrdorkbutt. Of course I'll help you take care of it. Me and the little dorkbutts."

Never happens.

Being married is lulz.

Cute cat though. Going to make a tasty meal for some zombie one day.

Well there has to be something that you said you would help Mrsdork do, that you don't help with, what might that be?

mrdorkbutt = the greatest, most patient husband ever.

Perfect in almost every way.

And God Bless who ever 5 starred this abortion of a thread to bring me to 3 stars. Good man.

Is Dorkbutt your actual last name?