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Who are the three assholes in the above posts, I'm confused

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Originally posted by The_Drizzle

I think Honda is the best mod...


Also, why do you suck so bad?


Are you a big ATHF fan?

To answer your questions:

1. I am great.

2. I am a big fan of breasts and pussy. Anything else is just a distraction between breasts and pussy.

3. And best I can tell, you all should be sent off to asshole island.

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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Who are the three assholes in the above posts, I'm confused

Demonic? do we share a birthday? Do we? That is so exciting. Know who else shares our birthday?

Nicole Ritchie. I was actually born in near Waldorf, MD and she got pregnant by a guy from Waldorf, MD. Think about that mother fuckers.

Also, Luke Wilson. Stephen King. Bill Murray. Chuck Jones (noted animator). H.G. Wells. Ethan Coen. Ricki Lake and Faith Hill. Dude, the DorkButt hot tub is gonna be slamming that night. Of course a few of these people are dead and are not coming. I am not down with all this zombie shit.

so,just how do you feel about us neeches getting in your way?

I agree...The_Drizzle, Master_Shake..and Demonicmale are total assholes..

...but I believe Demo is still vacationing on whore island.

Is whore island an island full of whores? Cause...that sounds like it might be pretty sweet.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

Is whore island an island full of whores? Cause...that sounds like it might be pretty sweet.

Indeed it is, and as I stated earlier, I am king, just ask FeFe, she knows I'm a man whore


And I knew Faith Hill shared that birthdate, but didn't know Bill Murray did

Think I might hit the tittie bar this year, I turn 40

Holy shit, Demo could almost be my dad....

....that would suck though, because eventually I would miss my hair..

Also, Demo isn't the "king of whore island"..he just cleans up the place, wearing insanely tight t-shirts..

He is the condom boy of whore island. He walks around in long rubber gloves picking up the useds.

You turn 40. I turn 32. I believe there is a rule on this site when you turn 40 they put you on an iceberg to die.

Maybe that is the inuit. I can't remember.

^^^You said you wouldn't tell...

You can't come to the tittie bar with me now

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

He is the condom boy of whore island. He walks around in long rubber gloves picking up the useds.

You turn 40. I turn 32. I believe there is a rule on this site when you turn 40 they put you on an iceberg to die.

Maybe that is the inuit. I can't remember.

impressed with your honesty!!
also my brother shares b'day with you 2

I'll be in Disneyworld gargling Fefe's balls.

So long as she is willing to forget about the restraining order for the night.



Is your brother a zombie? If he is that fucker can party outside with H.G. Well's zombie ass.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

Is your brother a zombie? If he is that fucker can party outside with H.G. Well's zombie ass.

nah,only yours truly,and only till I find a way out of this mess

Whats going on here, aren't we suppose to be asking the questions...

So, why is Honda nothing but a lack lulzter scarf wearing douche?

because his brothers used to beat on him and his babysitter used to cup his ball sack while he fell asleep at nap time.

And he wears the scarf so he can choke himself while he's putting the ring on his Bilbo Baggins.


(though I have no issues with Honda -- save for the fact that I drive Toyota. I shouldn't cave to Demo's peer pressure like this)

do you work better under pressure?
why and what toyota?
how many miles it got on it?
would you trade for american small carz?

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Originally posted by notech

do you work better under pressure?
why and what toyota?
how many miles it got on it?
would you trade for american small carz?

I can work fine under pressure, but ultimately I am someone who tries to get out in front on projects. I don't like to sweat it at the buzzer. I like to be on top of things --- for example, hot bitchez.

I have a 2005 Toyota Sienna (for me and the kidz) and a 2000 Subaru Outback. The Sienna has 70,000 miles and the Subaru has 150,000 miles. Neither vehicle ever had a major problem and both have been given good care. Would I trade in for American small cars? Probably not. I've just never seen the quality from American cars that I think one should expect with a purchase that large.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

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I can work fine under pressure, but ultimately I am someone who tries to get out in front on projects. I don't like to sweat it at the buzzer. I like to be on top of things --- for example, hot bitchez.
I've just never seen the quality from American cars that I think one should expect with a purchase that large.

just jerkin' the leash!
yeah I'm sure american vehicles are overpriced for lower quality!!
I drive a nissan and a suzuki samurai

what do you think of the WRX or The STi

What color are your cars?
Do you ride shotgun or ride bitch or the driver?

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Originally posted by t0ne

What color are your cars?
Do you ride shotgun or ride bitch or the driver?

Well, when you are rolling large with your 4 kids and hot wife, color and style are important issues. The van is of course a mist gray. The Subaru is a dark blue, but the paint is starting to chip a little -- particularly on the mirrors.

That makes me sad.

So, we'll take the nice van to Disneyworld. Make sure we've got space to relax a bit. Its big enough I could gargle Fefe balls without having to get out of the car. So that is convenient.

I do the driving fool. Drive that motherfucker straight to whore island.