Get to know your MrDorkButt

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Originally posted by 4tookerplace

Dorkbutt Borkbutt bo-Borkbutt banana fanana fo-forkbutt me mi mo-morkbutt
Dorkbutt.

What is that, Italian?

DorkButt speaks English and Spanish and a little bit of Dutch.

Ok. I'll ask the obvious...

Why did you have to have two vasectomies??

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

Don Juan cause I was always putting the moves on the dork chicks.

Sadly, that actually was my nickname in highschool.

..I make a lot of "that was my nickname in highschool" jokes....it's kinda shocking that my actual highschool nickname popped up.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Sadly, that actually was my nickname in highschool.

..I make a lot of "that was my nickname in highschool" jokes....it's kinda shocking that my actual highschool nickname popped up.

I assume in your case, its because you are in the Spanish mafia?

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

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I assume in your case, its because you are in the Spanish mafia?

Ofcourse it was.. He lives in Canada, I thought everyone knew bout the Spamish Mafia there..

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Ok. I'll ask the obvious...

Why did you have to have two vasectomies??

a fascinating question. I suffered from a seeming inability to master birth control. I had 3 kids by 22 and to assure no more were on the way, it got done. My wife decided around 26 she wanted to go back for just one more (not all 3 were hers), so they were brought out of retirement. It is really a grueling experience. My advice to all of you guys: Vasectomies are fine. They don't make you less of a man. But make sure cause getting it reconnected is insane.

In my case, I was in surgery for 5 hours. They had to pull out my nuts so the doctor could go into my gut to fish out the other ends of the tubes (vas deferens for you smart folks). They had to put a tube in my throat I was on the table so long.

A weird experience is going in for testicle surgery and come up with a sore throat. First thought: dude, there is an easier way to get to them.

glad to see your bad,sooo----STi or WRX

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Originally posted by RumDum

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Ofcourse it was.. He lives in Canada, I thought everyone knew bout the Spamish Mafia there..

I live near Washington, DC and we have that MS-13 craziness here. Latin Mafia is all over, ese

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Originally posted by notech

glad to see your bad,sooo----STi or WRX

Aren't they the same Subaru Impreza?

Sorry bout your nuts and throat.. That must have sucked. Pardon the pun.

But it did make me rethink the whole fix re-fix thing..

Thanx srsly.


Why do we need gangs. If your a loser just accept it and play video games all day.

current or ex military,or none of the above?

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Originally posted by RumDum

Sorry bout your nuts and throat.. That must have sucked. Pardon the pun.

But it did make me rethink the whole fix re-fix thing..

Thanx srsly.


Why do we need gangs. If your a loser just accept it and play video games all day.

In what way have you rethought? Its a great means of birth control. If anything, you do it and decide you want one more, there are plenty of good kids out there already that need homes. Just make sure to shave your own nuts or it could be a big black linebacker of a nurse doing it and, again, that is sorta prison gay.

Gangs are dumb. Video games are better. COD4 is best. All you fuckers should play Castle Crashers too. And if you have a PS3 you should go and fuck yourselves.

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In what way have you rethought? Its a great means of birth control. If anything, you do it and decide you want one more, [there are plenty of good kids out there already that need homes.] Just make sure to shave your own nuts or it could be a big black linebacker of a nurse doing it and, again, that is sorta prison gay.

10-4 (wisdom to live by)

Currently this thread is rated 4.20.

Hehe, 4.20.

That fucker Xandar's thread isn't this high. Xandar = boring.