Get to know your MrDorkButt

Why did you choose the avy that your using right now?

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

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Definitely not Eric Lindros.

Haha! Nice try! But have you never heard that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery?



Next questions:

If you had to be a race other than the race you are now, what would it be and why?

Manscaping: "Gay" "Very Gay" or "My favorite kind of sack to go down on" ?

Do you bite your fingernails?

What is your opinion of push-up bras?

Worse smell: sweaty feet, stink-pit underarms, swamp ass or shower-fart?

Favorite food?

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

I'm going with Demonicmale. Far more interesting than the rest of them.

I am sincerely flattered

Along with, shocked, amazed, stunned, bewildered, surprised, and probably all kinds of other things that I can't think of right now

But I do know I'm better than Honda

One simple question for you also, tastes great, or less filling?

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Originally posted by notech

mr.ferguson,how old are you in dog years?
(hadn't heard that name in years)

In dog years I am 217. But my birthday is September 21st. Hopefully I will be in Orlando gargling Fefe's balls.

(The Turd Ferguson's is my fantasy football team name as well. doesn't get old)

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

But my birthday is September 21st.

Hrmmmmm interesting...

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Originally posted by daytona1990

Why did you choose the avy that your using right now?

I chose this avy because Aqua Teen Hungry Force is funny as shit. The episode with the Foreigner belt made me pee-pee my pants. You should watch it. Also has the best theme song of any TV show ever.

Plus, he is telling all of you to go fuck yourselves and I agree.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Next questions:

If you had to be a race other than the race you are now, what would it be and why?

Manscaping: "Gay" "Very Gay" or "My favorite kind of sack to go down on" ?

Do you bite your fingernails?

What is your opinion of push-up bras?

Worse smell: sweaty feet, stink-pit underarms, swamp ass or shower-fart?

Favorite food?

Again, for as big as an asshole as you are, fantastic questions. You are like the Stone Phillips of this site. Or that dude who goes and sits in the pedophile's kitchens.

I would want to be Asian cause then I could fuck hot asian bitches. And I'd be better at math (my stereotypes are dead on fools)

I absolutely bite my finger nails and its a terrible habit. I wish I didn't. Trying to quit. Also trying to quit masturbating but the new victoria's secrets in my masturbatorium ain't gonna help with that problem are they?

I don't like push up bras. When I stick my hand up a shirt, I want to feel tit and not padding. Takes the fun away. I've also been burned by breasts I was convinced where bigger. I don't need that David Copperfield shit with a girls cleavage.

Swamp-ass is definitely the worst. Just nasty all around. Someone should do an educational video.

As for foods, I honestly love a money steak. Take me to Ruth's Chris and give me something broiled in butter.

And finally, I don't find manscaping to be gay at all. I have an average penis, but I'm fine with adding that extra optical inch. Besides, cleanliness is next to godliness and my dick is divine. Next question, bitches.

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

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Hrmmmmm interesting...

To answer your questions, definitely tastes great. And if you are planning a spanking, think twice Commander Ass Grab.

Only the ladies get to fondle the bubble.

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as yourself

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

But I do know I'm better than Honda

You are better than no one, little avatar having man.

Go back to whore island!

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Originally posted by Jujubeez

Honda's my favorite

I knew someone on this site had some god damn taste in moderators.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Go back to whore island!


I knew mrdorkbut had some damn good taste in moderators.

Fixed

I'm king of whore island, so I will take leave there now

I think Honda is the best mod...


Also, why do you suck so bad?


Are you a big ATHF fan?

I think I'm the best mod..

..I moderate being sexy and delicious.

har har, Master Shake..or should I say.


MASTER FAIL!

...you suck almost as bad as that Demoic fellow, with his little wee avy..demoic, that's his name rite?

I don't know, I only read my own posts..

Then how did you go about replying to my last one?

I just randomly hit keys, as I am doing now..

...as in I am not replying to anyone..at all.

...Drizzle is an asshole.

No wai man...Demoic is an asshole.

Now come on guys, all three of you are total assholes.

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

Do you know anyone with the same birthday as yourself

Yes, I do. My aunt Helen. She was my God Mother. Nice lady. She'll be 86. I need to remember to call her.