Finish this sentence Vol 3

ask who the hell are you? So i told him...

a very nice story in which i ....

liked little boys and...

actually i didnt like little boys cause thats sick i had sex with...

Large Marge, but the party was over when...

.....Lucy walked in an caught me pumping Ethel full of......

and Fred and Ricky started doing it bongo style too...

and then Ricky screamed BABA LOO, you knew he was about to.......

recite the old saying "engine, engine number nine. cumming onto Lucy's spine" oh wait that's........

been replaced by "tugboat cummin' to tuna town" because of the...

non PC way in which she finally gets..

because she does not know how to use a pc...

she called the radio station and requested ACDC, but the disc jockey misunderstood and.....

put on ABBA, knowing of course everyone secretely likes it..

...because it you play it real fast you'd swear you were listening to......

...and starts dancing like the queens they are. And Nathan Lane did someting unexpacted wich...

...caused me to wonder...."Who the fuck is Nathan Lane?" , until I suddenly realized that.....

My balls were on fire.....

so i wanted to get off with ...

The Hoff, but his weiner was too tiny, so I left to go....