Finish The Sentence, Vol. something, maybe 15ish

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Originally posted by Deucie

Damn, I shoulda finished with a booty shot!!!

Sounds like the name of your new (when ?????)avatar, no ?

Deucie Booty!!

Deucie Boo-teeee ! Yea !

When we get married we'll have SP's rock band "Magic Vagina" play for the reception . Wheeeee !

OOL !

( someone must have put something in the water, we are oh so sillly today.)

Lol!!! Are you proposing?
Water???? You mean Tequila!!!!

SP is totally hired!!!!

Magic Vagina......their debut CD on sale now at my website !

I'm gonna go buy it F. If they don't have it, I'm holding you responsible!

Which the Monk thinks would be fair if...

the green eyes maiden of his every lust, from the Castle Yacht of the evil F...


*just finish the sentence not make a paragraph*

(Did that answer your question Duecie dear?)

(F keep in mind how nice I was, not slitting your throat when I had the chance)

(and of course, none of the above makes sense after that dastardly edit by the All Powerful Monk)

could with just one...


(yes I did fuck-up your story M_all, just finish the sentence is the name of the game )

... tear of longing lover, shed on the Magic Vagina CD, could release a mystical force that would raise the loving bait boy from the grave, but will she...

(I will raise to get the girl, eventually you evil Monk)

rent a back hoe and dig up the corpse and drive a......

wooden stake(made in Bubba's lube factory) into the ....


(I raise you 2 gems and a string of pearls)

Dyk Pirate Wench that tried to attack Deucie from the side of the ship

and defended by her loyal and protective F., (who, smelling something fishy), quickly ripped the wimpy Jack Sparrow wanna be costume from the bait boy and tossed him back to the water.....too small to keep, even for a....


( I thought we had dismissed him two pages ago, yes ?. and good morning everybody ! )

Ohh F! Cries Deucie.. Why, you could've killed yourself doing....

We can't get rid of BustM.. I like his romantic side

the noble thing. ( thanks for your concern for my safety) but alas ! i keep no fish smaller than legally allowable and hasn't he been buried and 'staked' by the Monk man, because....

Of his attempt to capture and run away with the heart of Miss D....

( if not for that dastardly selfish Bass Turd in the MONKey Suit floating up to the boat, swalling my story and puking out a crippled fin of a miserable sentence, all of this could have been settled by now)

... who secretly longs for his gentle and protective touch, and this bait-boy, arisen from the grave by Duecie tears on a Magic Vagina CD, as a man that puts James Bond to shame, will now...

go to the retirement home where he can wear his tux and drink martinis with many of his other special ops peers, talking goofy about fantasies o f deeds never done, people that never were, and the comment "gee I remember" introduces everything from the weather report to something about dyke pirates and exotic women fishing from a yacht from some port unremembered, yet.....

Deucie still seems fond of him and wants to go towards him, but the Monk holds her hand and tugs back toward him. She looks at him and says...