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Finish The Sentence, Vol. something, maybe 15ish

Starter: DEMO Posted: 14 years ago Views: 23.3K
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#4488035
Lvl 19
are so busy messing around that they don't do too much fishing, ( well, I caught one...ok, TWO) and run out of gas in the dangeous waters where the Dyke Pirates are known to patrol, looking for.....
#4488036
Lvl 12
Pretty little things like three of them...
#4488037
Lvl 19
but somehow they don't find us, and we fish and fish ( really, boys) until Deucie finds a flare gun and.....
#4488038
Lvl 28
she decided to sell tickets to this cruise, and BustM bought them all just so he ...

#4488039
Lvl 12
Pops a fire ball in the air.. Boom!!! They all look at each other and say "ohhhh shit!" ...
#4488040
Lvl 22
do you think that hit Bust's...
#4488041
Lvl 12
Boat, or the Dyk Pirates ship? Damn!!! What now!!!...
#4488042
Lvl 22
Luckily just at that moment a huge yacht pulls along and it's...
#4488043
Lvl 12
Notech. Deucie turns to the girls and says C'mon ladies. They look at her and say "uhhhh we aren't going with him" She says trust me, he's cool. He's also a very close friend
#4488044
Lvl 28
Don't let the MONKeySuit fool ya, he's...
#4488045
Lvl 19
still got that Lindsay Lohan type ankle bracelet on, and it wasn't for DUI, it was.....
#4488046
Lvl 22
only after the...
#4488047
Lvl 19
....judge said that you were not to be trusted around anything to do with tuna for another year until..
#4488048
Lvl 28
...they raised the size limit on the little fishies, and...
#4488049
Lvl 19
he spent 180 days in community service cleaning bouys, but his issues notwithstanding, he offered us a line home, but the ladies kindly declined....
#4488050
Lvl 12
Except Deucie.. She begged the other girls to please get on the boat..
#4488051
Lvl 28
Bust since bustM bought all those tickets, they stayed and...
#4488052
Lvl 19
so they reluctantly boarded Monk's boat, put a line out to their fair ship, and enjoyed the restful trip back home. Afterwhich F1098 printed up some t shirts
commemorating our short, but oh so lovely tuna cruise over the horizon.

Deucie to her beefsteak domesitcus, and we to our fresh.......
#4488053
Lvl 28
( as I sat on the rail of a stranded boat and said "WTF's she talkin'bout, Willis?" )
#4488054
Lvl 19
and we saw you pitifully standing there by the rail, with a tray of cocktails, wondering what might have been, and thinking that on the sea as in life, timing is...
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