continued to search. and what ho on the horizon ? atop a raft of flotsam is the Monk man....
...whose nearly 2 week disappearance was now explained. "Ahoy Mateys" he could be heard yelling over the wind as he flailed his arms in the air, hoping to draw their attention. As they pulled him over the starboard rail by his soggy socks, they asked "How did you get out here?", to which he replied...
...."it started with jalapenos and frijoles.......and then, I woke up for another hit of my mescal bottle, and something happened, but when I looked down to earth I saw Ms D............
drinking a glass of Metamucil and reading a newspaper, so one can only assume...
... he had a note stapled to his back with a hastily scribbled "HELP ME. D"...
....which made no sense to the crew of the Jamaican flagged fishing vessel that stopped to investigate this odd......
... band of Pirate-Wanna-Be's...
( wanna be pirates ? speak for yourself)
.....but cautiously boarded their ship and offered the crew a huge spliff and broke out the rum....
....of which the Monk had a hearty swig but the 2sy said....
.... something indecipherable, then he realized it was only the rum and his imagination speaking...
about this girl was wrong because...
...she has been missing for 1/2 a moon...
which he did not care about as long as....
the rum held out and 2sy didn't.....
...suffer an agonizing torture at the hands of Mr. Him...
who was recognized as the notorious.....
... dealer of bad hands at table three at the Bellagio...
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