Dirty nursery rhymes, limmericks..ect...

Anybody know any??..if so, post em here. Here's the first one from me...

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie...
jerked off in his girlfriends eye...
and when her eye was dry and shut...
Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut.



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Great idea Badboy, I'll make it a sticky

TK

fun forum?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

fun forum?

My Bad....move it Mods...please...

badboy65260 <(pronounce the zero as "oh" or it won't even be slightly funny)
Didn't know where his topic should go!
I'm not being rude, I'm just being blunt
By calling him a stupid c***

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Originally posted by BigDic

badboy65260 <(pronounce the zero as "oh" or it won't even be slightly funny)
Didn't know where his topic should go!
I'm not being rude, I'm just being blunt
By calling him a stupid c***

*moved*

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDic

badboy65260 <(pronounce the zero as "oh" or it won't even be slightly funny)
Didn't know where his topic should go!
I'm not being rude, I'm just being blunt
By calling him a stupid c***

BigDic thinks he's slick..crackin' on my name..
it dosen't mean shit..cause I got game..
I give as good as I get, so take this in stride,as I hope you do...
your name reflects..what's inside of you.



Can you say....OWNED!!

There once was a man named dave
that kept a dead whore in a cave
she had one tit and smelled like shit
but think of the money he saved

Good one D.

Thats what I was looking for...some good ole dirty rhymes..to pass the time..

peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife love to beat her slaped her once across the head fuck her twice and went to bed

jack and jill went up a hill both with a buck and a Quarter, Jill came down with 2.50

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone;
when she bent over Rover toke over
and gave her a bone of his own

Explaining a gash on his head,
"I was fucking dog fashion", he said;
" When, with consummate cunning,
My gal started running,
And dragged us both under the bed."

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!

Her husband is in the Hussars
A colonel all covered with scars
But it isn’t his weals
For which she nightly feels;
It’s those privates he lost in the wars.

A horny young man named Sylvester
Took a whore to his room and caressed her
He was proud of his skill,
But the joke was on Syl,
When his pecker proceeded to fester.

Nymphomaniacal Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
The cheeks of her ass
Landed up in Madras,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

There once was a priest from Morocco
Who's motto was really quite macho
He said, "To be blunt,
God decreed we eat cunt
Why else would it look like a taco?"