Dirty nursery rhymes, limmericks..ect...

"I'll admit," said a lady called Barr,
"That a penis is like a cigar;
But, in general, to people
A phallic church steeple
Is stretching the subject too far."

There was a young girl named O'Malley
Who wanted to dance in the ballet.
She got roars of applause
When she kicked off her drawers
But her hair and her bush didn't tally.

There was a young lady of Spain
Whose face was excessively plain
But her cunt had a pucker
That made the men fuck'er
Again and again and again.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

There was a young girl named O'Malley
Who wanted to dance in the ballet.
She got roars of applause
When she kicked off her drawers
But her hair and her bush didn't tally.

sweet! that just means it is time to for me to go to work

jack and jill went up the hell to get a job. the boss called jill in the office and told her times are hard so im going to have to lay you or jack off

The Canadian beaver female
is a prospect before which i pale
but the male, i suppose,
through his spectacles rose
sees simply a cute piece of tail.

While Greeley was fucking Miss Klutz,
She said as he plunged in his putz,
"Do you love me dear Greeley?"
He answered, "Not really,
I just wanted to blow off my nuts"

This beautiful harlot from Lubies,
Won fame for possessing two rubies.
It's not big red stones,
That makes her so known,
It's the nipples on her mountainous, white boobies!

A beautiful harlot had great abilities
Famous for wearing two big rubies.
She'd paste two brilliant stones,
On her nipples, let out a few moans
And watch them dance on her boobies!

thread kill is on a role hes going to blow

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was ugly as shit and had only one tit,
But think of the money he saved.

I sat by the Duchess for tea,
And she asked, " Do you fart when you pee?"
I said with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And I felt it was one up for me.

A mortician who practice in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife
"How could I know, Judge?
She was cold, did not budge
Just the same as she'd acted in life."

"Sex is a sin," mused Miss Willow
As she eyed the nude man from her pillow,
"But your equipment's so small
That it's no sin at all
I would term it a mere peccadillo."

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Originally posted by Demonicmale

There once was a man named dave
that kept a dead whore in a cave
she had one tit and smelled like shit
but think of the money he saved

HAHA,, Like this one!!

my own original:

When i die
and i return
i think i know my place...
i will come back as a bicycle seat
so a girl can sit on my ......... =)

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

Nymphomaniacal Jill
Used a dynamite stick for a thrill.
The cheeks of her ass
Landed up in Madras,
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

Young nymphomaniac named Alice
Used dynamite stick as a fallus
They have found her vagina
In the north Carolina
And a half of her ass in Dallas.

One lass pert of Madras
Had a remarkable ass.
But not rounded and pink,
As you may think.
It was grey had long ears and ate grass.

Now all you boys at WBW,
Sit the fuck down and listen to me.
I mean it's not so hard, to make shit rime
you just need to make it happen fuck'in right on time.
So what should i write i have no clue
Well listen fucker's....Fuck you!

SUCH A AWESOME POSTS!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her fanny
Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cuz Jill's a fuckin tranny


Thats for you franklin