why would they choose you?

earth is going to be hit by an asteroid soon and will destroy all of humanity as we know it. nasa has determined that they will be able to save one thousand people of the population. what special skills do you have that would get you on that shuttle? anything that would ensure the survival of the human race.


just a thought

I can procreate at a rapid rate

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Originally posted by thechosen29

I can procreate at a rapid rate

None - I'm toast

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Originally posted by Daggett

None - I'm toast

Same here

I have very good genetics. They would want to keep my genetic code alive.

They'd probably tape my mouth shut though, because I'm kinda a dick.

I take out the trash the night before.... Does that count?

i give killer back rubs

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Originally posted by JAWZ112180

[reply=Daggett]
None - I'm toast

Same here
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Me too, guess i would have to hijack a shuttle (incluuding its crew -1)

Im a good chef ?

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Originally posted by JAWZ112180

[reply=Daggett]
None - I'm toast

Same here
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dead man too. i'm bangin anything thats movin

I'd tell them I own shares of NASA stock even though I didn't.

cus i'm the best damn core driller on the planet!

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Originally posted by twwain

cus i'm the best damn core driller on the planet!

ok your in

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Originally posted by FlashBack_

Im a good chef ?

someone has to cook, your in.

Ok ok, I can set my watch by when I shit everyday.

I have a green thumb...I can grow "anything"

The future will need pornstars..thus..i am in.

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Originally posted by Red-X

Ok ok, I can set my watch by when I shit everyday.

sorry i think the shuttle comes with a clock...
THINK MAN! your life depends on this!

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Originally posted by Honda_X

The future will need pornstars..thus..i am in.

sorry honda pornstars are over rated the amateurs take the cake.