why would they choose you?

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Originally posted by trustno.1

i guess a real badass mofo can be needful in your ship, kill the bad aliens and some odd passengers.
am i in?

Well..i do dislike aliens...welcome aboard, enjoy the complimentary hookers and blackjack..I believe we have cookies as well.

My ship rules ass.

i'm with chosen! if i got days,hours,ok minutes,i wanna be there!

I think i'll call my ship the Titanic.

Sounds about right. People running and screaming in terror until they die.

Really?...i mean't as in big..and awesome...and full of hookers.





In the movie titanic, Kate Winslet was a hooker right?

Ummm, no. She was a spoiled rich bitch. You can have all of those you like.

I plan too, my ship will be jammed with hot spoiled female hookers, who deal blackjack and make badass chocolate chip cookies.

Your ship is gonna crash before it leaves the atmosphere!

That's not true, i hired John Travolta to fly it, all i said was "hookers" and he was more then happy to help out...although im not sure if he knew i meant "female" hookers

Ok, maybe you make it out of the atmosphere. Mr. Travolta will be too busy getting his ass plugged to fly and you'll crash into the sun!

Look, just because your jealous i didn't let you onto, what newsweek is calling "The Pimp Ship" of the century doesn't mean you have to attack every little plan i have, once we are out of the atmosphere the auto pilot takes over...and just for the sake of awesome, our "auto-pilot" is K.I.T.T. from knightrider.

Oh, so sorry. I want to be on a ship manufactured entirely of red gummy bears...

It's made of metal, its fueled by a 73% rocket fuel, and 27% red gummy bear mixture..making it 27% more fuel efficient over the "competition" ship...it's not my fault we care about the environment

What fucking environment? The damned planet's gonna explode anyway! Set off a nuke for all i care!

Im sorry we just care so much, if that's your attitude towards who we leave behind "just nuke them" im surprised they're letting you on any ship at all

i give top notch blowjobs and i could kick some serious alien ass if necessary

theyd definitely need to pick me :P

My tongue can do amazing things!

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i give top notch blowjobs

Welcome aboard.

Ok. The nuke was a little overboard. I'll give you that. But the environment? If it's gonna explode I don't think you have to worry too much about the impact you're making on the ecosystem.

Maybe your wrong, maybe im right...you never know in this crazy mixed up life.