why would they choose you?

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Originally posted by phoenixbreed

[reply=Red-X]
Ok ok, I can set my watch by when I shit everyday.

sorry i think the shuttle comes with a clock...
THINK MAN! your life depends on this!
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Well waht are they going to do when the clock's batteries die or if there is a power failure.

I can make a battery from a potato.

OK, that was in junior high school. I can make a bong from a milk jug.

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Originally posted by hydrahead

OK, that was in junior high school. I can make a bong from a milk jug.

we will all need to relax after the earth collapses, your in

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Originally posted by hydrahead

I can make a battery from a potato.

I can make a bomb out of a paper clip, a shoelace..and some dog shit.

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Originally posted by Red-X

[reply=phoenixbreed]
[reply=Red-X]
Ok ok, I can set my watch by when I shit everyday.

sorry i think the shuttle comes with a clock...
THINK MAN! your life depends on this!
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Well waht are they going to do when the clock's batteries die or if there is a power failure.
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good point, all right then your in

I am told I am very diplomatic, I volunteer to explain to all the other people that they can't go: this talent may also be of use when we have food/water shortages and when the oxygen begins to get thin: now that should get me a seat

I know pi with 20 decimals. How can I not get on that shuttle?

I can drink a very large amount of vodka or whiskey in a matter of minutes. I can also speak and translate the very complicated language of ebonix, who else would be more useful if we ran into some really ghetto Martians?

ER what was the question ?

i have the last stash of viagra in a storage box with a lock and only i have the key, hidden in a place no one will look..

i will be able to help the new human race get started..

plus i have fefes nudes and will use them as barter..

Dam there is a lot of talent here. I don't have a chance

hmmmmm..i'm a feeble, dilapidated old pervert who couldn't repopulate an inch, much less the whole world. (the big "V"} but i'm a likeable guy and probably wouldn't last long anyway, so that would mean a sudden increase in supplies for the remaining habitants.


ok...we'll see ya. have a nice everafter. i guess i'll just sit here on WBW wanking it until the end.

i would take command of the military element to the survival, to stop the russian and chinese space stations taking over ours.

anyway there wouldnt be any americans on board because if they have any sense they will save brits...

I can tell the difference between butter, and "I can't believe it's not butter"...you cant just let madd skillz like that go to waste.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

[reply=hydrahead]
I can make a battery from a potato.

I can make a bomb out of a paper clip, a shoelace..and some dog shit.
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I have two dogs.

If you don't let RD and i on board...we will destroy your ship with out dog shit explosives...checkmate.

Cuz I AM!!!

If there is going to be any americans onboard you're gonna need a personal trainer to make the weight limit, hense, I'm in.

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Originally posted by Suomilainen

If there is going to be any americans onboard you're gonna need a personal trainer to make the weight limit, hense, I'm in.

Not sure what you're trying to say, but something tells me it calls for a !!