why would they choose you?

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Because I am prettier than you all.

You can go on the other ship then..i don't want my hookers to play favorites.

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Originally posted by NaughtyGypsy

Ummm, no. She was a spoiled rich bitch. You can have all of those you like.

But she had very pretty titties!!

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night, surely that counts!

I'd stay, where's nasa going to go to the moon? lol its been a hell of a long time since they went there, and yet it could be fake the first time haha

I have a large grill and plenty of charcoal for helping NG cook (she cooks naked right), we're going to run into space cows right. There's a liquor store right by me that I'll rob right before takeoff and I have a high sperm count and great motility with a doctor's note to prove it. and my wife's a nurse with huge hooters, so you'll need her along to.

Uh oh Honda, the green and white gummi's heard your plan and are slaughtering the reds...

Oh god no...this can't be happening.....

Alright, now im pissed:

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Originally posted by Dagnabbit

I have a large grill and plenty of charcoal for helping NG cook (she cooks naked right), we're going to run into space cows right. There's a liquor store right by me that I'll rob right before takeoff and I have a high sperm count and great motility with a doctor's note to prove it. and my wife's a nurse with huge hooters, so you'll need her along to.

Score! Btw, yes, but gotta wear an apron. Spatters can hurt!

i can pee standing up! that count for anything?

'Cause I lift the seat when I pee. I figure there'll be 8 women selected for every man to optimize reproduction so anything that'll keep the ladies from complaining will be valued greatly. I'm also willing to surrender the remote.

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Originally posted by Dasvader

i can pee standing up! that count for anything?

Your welcome on my ship




*Note to self, fire Dasvader into space*

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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i can pee standing up! that count for anything?

Your welcome on my ship




*Note to self, fire Dasvader into space*
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thanx man! heyyyy wait a minute....

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Originally posted by kpnis

hmmmmm..i'm a feeble, dilapidated old pervert who couldn't repopulate an inch, much less the whole world. (the big "V"} but i'm a likeable guy and probably wouldn't last long anyway, so that would mean a sudden increase in supplies for the remaining habitants.


ok...we'll see ya. have a nice everafter. i guess i'll just sit here on WBW wanking it until the end.

thats the spirit...

im a math guy with problem solving skills, and i can cook like a mutha fucka...

I can teach on the ways of life - and besides that they would pick me just for being me...

oh....and i make the best damn pizza, its to die for.....but I gotta bring my old lady ( http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/3475390/1/ ).....shes a clean freak (she dont bitch about dirt....she just cleans it), and although theres no dust in space...you dirty fuckers need someone to do your laundry

I can lie my way into someone elses place.

I'm picking up the beer fool!

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Originally posted by nookiemonster69

im a math guy with problem solving skills, and i can cook like a mutha fucka...

How does mutha fuckas cook?

iam a good physicist that my genius help them

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Originally posted by Vorphraguptor

[reply=nookiemonster69]
im a math guy with problem solving skills, and i can cook like a mutha fucka...

How does mutha fuckas cook?
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With their penis in their mother's vagina.... of course! DUH!