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why would they choose you?

Starter: phoenixbreed Posted: 17 years ago Views: 8.2K
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#3088161
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Quote:
Originally posted by Strichnine

politicians and billionaires


Sounds like a good reason to break out the dog shit bombs.
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#3088162
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Originally posted by Strichnine

...you would have to have a super quality to you in order to make it on I am sure.



come on! all a chick has to do is show her tits and she's on.
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#3088163
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That is a great start, theyd have to be super nice, maybe follow it up witha handy or a bj
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#3088164
Lvl 10
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Originally posted by Daggett

None - I'm toast




I'd like to think my smooth talking venier and ass kicking abilities would ensure me a place...but I doubt it!!
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#3088165
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Originally posted by tgoatdog

Excellent health,IQ score in the top 15%,know security and military procedures and how to implement them, knowledge of light and heavy weapons and expert with various sidearms,know how to operate and maintain computer systems


Well, You beat me by 3%. I'm in the top 18%, everything else mentioned above, plus, I have 6 proofs of procreative ability, HAVE said weapons, and NG won't come without me. Think I'm in?
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#3088166
Lvl 28
^Nope.
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#3088167
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i guess a real badass mofo can be needful in your ship, kill the bad aliens and some odd passengers.
am i in?
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#3088168
Lvl 23
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Originally posted by Fannyman

so the americans can ally with alien races and commit friendly fire on them too?


Yep, and kick/save british ass depending on the war. See The American Revolution, The War of 1812, WWI, WWII
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#3088169
Lvl 8
Well, I know how jumpstart a car.

Can I come?
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#3088170
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Originally posted by pinkkitty

Well, I know how jumpstart a car.

Can I come?


thw question is....will we have cars left though?
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#3088171
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Originally posted by Latino

[reply=pinkkitty]
Well, I know how jumpstart a car.

Can I come?


thw question is....will we have cars left though?
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how different would a spaceship really be?
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#3088172
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Originally posted by pinkkitty

[reply=Latino]
[reply=pinkkitty]
Well, I know how jumpstart a car.

Can I come?


thw question is....will we have cars left though?
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how different would a spaceship really be?
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youre right....my apologies
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#3088173
Lvl 8
As long as the spaceship batteries still have the red and black, and the leads are also red and black, we're good to go

By the way, I only learned how to jump start a car about 3 months ago....
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#3088174
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I got an Ultimate set of tools, I can fix anything!

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#3088175
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I am pretty much useless so I am fucked ya'll have fun
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#3088176
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wizard....what say you, me , and some of the chickies they don't let on get together and procreate the mutant earthlings. i've got a nice collection of bongs, can grow my own "herbs", and as i said before, i'm a pretty likeable guy. anyone want to sign up to stay in our little mutant colony?
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#3088177
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Originally posted by gayla72

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Originally posted by gayla72

ok lets see I have a nursing degree, a pharmacy tech degree, marketing degree, comsologist degree ..... does any of that count?



not for much....but you have the right reproductive equipment....if you know what i mean



I got the 2 of the degrees before i even graduated high school.. the other ones just kind of fell into my lap... and yep i have pretty impressive reproductive equipment...


Would you mind showing us your pretty impressive reproductive equipment ?
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#3088178
Lvl 9
^^^An ya what he said...I like seeing impressive reproductive equipment


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Originally posted by kpnis

wizard....what say you, me , and some of the chickies they don't let on get together and procreate the mutant earthlings. i've got a nice collection of bongs, can grow my own "herbs", and as i said before, i'm a pretty likeable guy. anyone want to sign up to stay in our little mutant colony?



Count me in.......pretty likable guy myself. An all them lonely women........hope we got time to spread the love around
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#3088179
Lvl 6
Quote:
Originally posted by rainbowdemon

[reply=NaughtyGypsy]
I thought it was up to Phoenix?


Fuck him!!

With all of this:

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I cook, I clean, I don't bitch about porn, all my reproductive equipment is fully functioning, I have a sense of humor and I love to procreate. What do ya say??




Trust me, you're in!!


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Yeah, no doubt!!

BTW, can I add I speak 5 languages?? Many cultures up there, I guess...
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#3088180
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Cool, I speak 3, hopefully 3 other than the ones you speak. We could be interpretors!
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