What was your WORST sexual experience??

No!

*unlocked*

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Originally posted by Diz-X

Time to lock the thread

if you have to...

*puts rest of clothes on...and turns heating off*

no! don't lock it, we'll put our clothes back on!

:: zips pants ::

Doesn't seem locked....

oh fuck it!

been naked is cool...

*turns heating back on....and strips again*

*unlockable*

Woo! *starts running again*

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Originally posted by Gerber_Baby

Woo! *starts running again*

*sees gerber run..doesnt know where to run himself*

*runs and hits a post...*

UH oh!

*doesn't know what to do*
*performs mouth to mouth*

::walks into room ::

:: unzips pants again, dick hits floor with a thud ::

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Originally posted by Gerber_Baby

UH oh!

*doesn't know what to do*
*performs mouth to mouth*

*isnt really knocked out....but stays quiet and just goes with it*

Here lemme get that for ya...

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Originally posted by scott2

:: unzips pants again, dick hits floor with a thud ::

damn prosthetic

ok- i remembered another shitty sex story...

ok, i was having a scandinavian getaway party...not many people were there, but it was 3 girls and my friend dan...we were drinking...my dumbass friend got pulled over while speeding and drunk (super smart) we got home and kept the drinking up..

and dan decided that no one was going anywhere until we finished ALL the beer (a LARGE amount) and the bottle of akvavit...which we did....then some stuff happened (time travel) then i ws skinny dipping in the fucking cold lake...then, we were back inside (more time travel) then the 19 YO girl was running around without her top on....

next thing i know, im grabbing her tits....i figured id be stupid not to....they were right there....

next thing i know, shes in my bedroom....im on the verge of passing out....she keeps waking me up and trying to fuck around...im just trying to sleep....then she says shes a virgin, and she wants me to fuck her. :-O

so i said "you should lose it to someone who cares about you....i dont give a fuck about you, but ill fuck you" she thinks this is fine and dandy...

so i gave 'er the old college (collage for that stupid n00b) try....but im WAY too drunk...and to be honest, her virgin pussy is too tight....things dont go well.


i wake up the next morning, next to her, and realize what almost happened....and feel so fucking dirty.


also, she wasnt hot.





big tits though....

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Originally posted by mongolia

[reply=scott2]
:: unzips pants again, dick hits floor with a thud ::

damn prosthetic
[/reply]



tried to warn him!

::falls down hit by a small after shock::

oh yeah....i forgot the worst part....she spoke danish.....so i barely understood the dirty shit she was saying to me in danish

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Originally posted by mongolia

[reply=scott2]
:: unzips pants again, dick hits floor with a thud ::

damn prosthetic
[/reply]

d00d, you oughta get that fixed?

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Originally posted by EricTheViking

ok- i remembered another shitty sex story...

ok, i was having a scandinavian getaway party...not many people were there, but it was 3 girls and my friend dan...we were drinking...my dumbass friend got pulled over while speeding and drunk (super smart) we got home and kept the drinking up..

and dan decided that no one was going anywhere until we finished ALL the beer (a LARGE amount) and the bottle of akvavit...which we did....then some stuff happened (time travel) then i ws skinny dipping in the fucking cold lake...then, we were back inside (more time travel) then the 19 YO girl was running around without her top on....

next thing i know, im grabbing her tits....i figured id be stupid not to....they were right there....

next thing i know, shes in my bedroom....im on the verge of passing out....she keeps waking me up and trying to fuck around...im just trying to sleep....then she says shes a virgin, and she wants me to fuck her. :-O

so i said "you should lose it to someone who cares about you....i dont give a fuck about you, but ill fuck you" she thinks this is fine and dandy...

so i gave 'er the old college (collage for that stupid n00b) try....but im WAY too drunk...and to be honest, her virgin pussy is too tight....things dont go well.


i wake up the next morning, next to her, and realize what almost happened....and feel so fucking dirty.


also, she wasnt hot.





big tits though....

i think i heard that story before