The WBW NEWS forum

We all loved the old news section right? Well ok, some of us loved the old news section. Thanks to a recent straw poll in another thread we realized that it was more missed than we originally thought, and because plans to bring it back to the home page have stalled, a few of us figured it was time to bring it back to its former glory....hopefully. I think for this to work as best as it can, there needs to be a few rules in place, that best emulate how news was posted in the past...so here they are.

1) Only one news article per post - this makes it clear when people are replying, which article they are replying to.
2) When commenting on an article, use the Quote button so we know which story you're replying to.
3) Each post should include a brief description of the news story, and a link to the source.
4) Stay on topic. No Spam! We have a separate forum if you want to get silly.
5) No porn...this should go without saying.
6) Try and make your stories interesting, meaning....we don't need posts about news that everyone has already heard; such as ObamaCare websites are down again. A better story would be Distracted driver on cell phone crashes car through hospital doors while trying to access ObamaCare website on phone.

Unlike the previous news section of the site, anyone can contribute, so start posting everyone!

Bangles visits Oklahoma and forgets his burrito there.

Don't bring it to the police station... if I thought it was a bomb I probably wouldn't go anywhere near it!

Saudi man arrested for giving free hugs.

I'm all for hugs, I love them a lot... but getting arrested for it, it'd have to be one Gooooood hug

Man pulls woman's insides out during brutal rape. **WARNING - THIS IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.**
I Considered not posting it, but felt that in order for this forum to work, we need the good and the bad...or in this case, truly awful.
Please keep your comments mature in nature.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Man pulls woman's insides out during [Link] **WARNING - THIS IS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC.**
I Considered not posting it, but felt that in order for this forum to work, we need the good and the bad...or in this case, truly awful.
Please keep your comments mature in nature.

Holy shit. Just... I'm glad she's in "fair" condition. But I don't much suspect that that will ever be an accurate description.

A Chicago TV newscast uses a video of a tornado that contains a surprise.

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/cbs-chicago-tornado-troll-photo/

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Originally posted by hydrahead

A Chicago TV newscast uses a video of a tornado that contains a surprise.

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Wow...big fail.

The Teddy Bear Suicide Bomber.

Honest Cleaners

£45m Cocaine Haul Washes Up On Beach

'Too Fat To Fly' Frenchman

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Originally posted by hydrahead

A Chicago TV newscast uses a video of a tornado that contains a surprise.

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AHAHAHAHA that's great

Dead Baby Starts To Cry

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Originally posted by jhope1

TheTeddy Bear Suicide Bomber

Who stops, picks up a teddy bear thats sitting in the middle of the road? AND THEN, sees a canister with liquid and wires sticking out of it, and thinks....I should take this home.

Husband Convicted of Manslaughter after Dutch Oven Incident goes "Horribly Wrong"

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Wow.

haha, upon further inspection it seems to be a satirical site: http://www.ronsonwriter.com/index.php

Australian family breaks world record again with their over half a million bulb Christmas light display.