Now if he was offering the money to turn his straight daughter into a lesbian. I'd be all over that.
lol that penis size chart thing has been making the rounds on the internet for eons. Way to get trolled by 4chan or whatever, HuffPo.
I was trolling for a more venomous response.
Do aborted tentacle babies count?
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It's standard procedure to euthanize unplanned newborns in American zoos. All reproduction is done in a controlled atmosphere where arrangements have already been made on where the baby will go once it's mature. (Another zoo). Waiting two years is ridiculous and having an open autopsy is even stranger.