1.when i was very young like 4 or 5 i was very afraid of monkeys
2.i had a bicycle for 2 years before i learned to ride it. my parents tried to teach me but i just couldnt get the hang of it.then one morning i just got on it and started riding.i had no explanation for this and i still dont.i think it kind of pissed my dad off.
3.i have flown on an airplane twice once when i was 8 (i threw up)and another time when i was 27(i got drunk on the plane and threw up).i dont fly now
4.the first girl i ever kissed later in life became a lesbian.
5.i met my current girlfreind at a model railroaders convention.she was there with her brother.
6. once i found some chocolate ex-lax at my grandmas house i couldnt read at the time and i ate the whole thing
7.i was 12 years old when my parents divorced they never seemed to have anything in common about 2 years ago me and my dad were drinking beer and watching a baseball game i asked him how him and my mom met he said she wouldnt stop calling him
8.the first time i ever got drunk i was 15 i drank 4 beers and fell off my bicycle.
9.my best freind in elementary school was bobby ritzenheimer.i used to call him the ritz cracker he always laughed when i
did that
10.when i was in high school.there was this student teacher in my art class.i was drawing this picture.she came up to me and put her hand on my shoulder and said she really liked my drawings.i had the biggest crush on her.later on after i had graduated high school i was at this party and low and behold she was there.well we had some drinks together.and i told her that i had the biggest damn crush on her in high school.she laughed and tossed her pretty red hair over her shoulder and said she knew.later on that night we made out in the back of my monte carlo ss.
so thats it if anyone wants to tell ten tiny true stories about there life feel free
love poop
2.i had a bicycle for 2 years before i learned to ride it. my parents tried to teach me but i just couldnt get the hang of it.then one morning i just got on it and started riding.i had no explanation for this and i still dont.i think it kind of pissed my dad off.
3.i have flown on an airplane twice once when i was 8 (i threw up)and another time when i was 27(i got drunk on the plane and threw up).i dont fly now
4.the first girl i ever kissed later in life became a lesbian.
5.i met my current girlfreind at a model railroaders convention.she was there with her brother.
6. once i found some chocolate ex-lax at my grandmas house i couldnt read at the time and i ate the whole thing
7.i was 12 years old when my parents divorced they never seemed to have anything in common about 2 years ago me and my dad were drinking beer and watching a baseball game i asked him how him and my mom met he said she wouldnt stop calling him
8.the first time i ever got drunk i was 15 i drank 4 beers and fell off my bicycle.
9.my best freind in elementary school was bobby ritzenheimer.i used to call him the ritz cracker he always laughed when i
did that
10.when i was in high school.there was this student teacher in my art class.i was drawing this picture.she came up to me and put her hand on my shoulder and said she really liked my drawings.i had the biggest crush on her.later on after i had graduated high school i was at this party and low and behold she was there.well we had some drinks together.and i told her that i had the biggest damn crush on her in high school.she laughed and tossed her pretty red hair over her shoulder and said she knew.later on that night we made out in the back of my monte carlo ss.
so thats it if anyone wants to tell ten tiny true stories about there life feel free
love poop