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Originally posted by Latino
2. when i was younger, i ate cactus and had to get my stomach pumped (i was trying to cut it down with a hammer, when a chunk flew into my mouth)
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socalus 16 years ago
[Deleted] 16 years ago
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Originally posted by DarthM&M
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I know its fucked up...
but dude...give me a break, i was like 5 at the time and i thought the hammer would work
socalus 16 years ago
1. I've been on TV as an extra. Some low budget ghetto show that I can't remember the name. X-files imitation show. Maybe Secret Files? Wasn't on the air long. I was a haunted arm in a cave wall grabbing the heroes. Anyways it was less than minimum wage and waited 8 hours for the shot. When they finally called us in, I realized I was grabbing the hot redhead after the first take. 2nd take I grabbed her leg and gave it a good perv' squeeze. I was reaching higher but the damn cave hole was too small.
2. I've never done any drugs period. Smoked a lit piece of paper when I was 8 or 9 once, and the damn smoke/fire raped my lungs. That was it, never the slightest interest in smoking anything.
3. Lost my virginity at 19.
4. Had 3 stitches in my middle finger when trying to unplug the power cable to a hard drive, when it gave my hand scraped a sharp part of the case. Some single Mexican chick who was probably 10 years older than me was trying to hit on me while my finger was throbbing in the emergency room. Not bad looking, but I wasn't exactly in the mood and I was already dating someone.
5. I took a HUGE crap in my pants in the 1st grade first thing in the morning and wore it the whole day. The teacher asked me at the end of the day if I had an accident. I said "no." Man my mom was pissed when she had to clean that up.
6. My first car was wrecked by an Asian lady. She pulled out right in front of me, I passed her, stopped a quarter mile up the road, I was like "No, she ain't gettin away, I'm flipping her off." She had like 10 seconds to change lanes, and slammed right into my car.
7. I once cried in the 4th grade because someone said I stole his pen and I didn't. In the middle of the whole class.
8. I used to throw pennies at other cars that pissed me off on the road. Pisses people off more, knowing they have to check their paint for scratches after they pull over. But I only did that to ass hole people that deserved it.
9. I once met Steve Garvey and he said "I used to have freckles too." My response. "Really?" I walked away like a dumbass.
10. Some HOT latina chick that used to work at Pizza Hut that I had no business with wrapped her leg around me while working, asking me how I was doing. Hottest girl I've ever known. Anyways I was 18 and a pussy then, and I screwed it up by calling her too much, sending her flowers, and saying stupid things. One of my biggest regrets was not hitting that. She was hot, trust me.
2. I've never done any drugs period. Smoked a lit piece of paper when I was 8 or 9 once, and the damn smoke/fire raped my lungs. That was it, never the slightest interest in smoking anything.
3. Lost my virginity at 19.
4. Had 3 stitches in my middle finger when trying to unplug the power cable to a hard drive, when it gave my hand scraped a sharp part of the case. Some single Mexican chick who was probably 10 years older than me was trying to hit on me while my finger was throbbing in the emergency room. Not bad looking, but I wasn't exactly in the mood and I was already dating someone.
5. I took a HUGE crap in my pants in the 1st grade first thing in the morning and wore it the whole day. The teacher asked me at the end of the day if I had an accident. I said "no." Man my mom was pissed when she had to clean that up.
6. My first car was wrecked by an Asian lady. She pulled out right in front of me, I passed her, stopped a quarter mile up the road, I was like "No, she ain't gettin away, I'm flipping her off." She had like 10 seconds to change lanes, and slammed right into my car.
7. I once cried in the 4th grade because someone said I stole his pen and I didn't. In the middle of the whole class.
8. I used to throw pennies at other cars that pissed me off on the road. Pisses people off more, knowing they have to check their paint for scratches after they pull over. But I only did that to ass hole people that deserved it.
9. I once met Steve Garvey and he said "I used to have freckles too." My response. "Really?" I walked away like a dumbass.
10. Some HOT latina chick that used to work at Pizza Hut that I had no business with wrapped her leg around me while working, asking me how I was doing. Hottest girl I've ever known. Anyways I was 18 and a pussy then, and I screwed it up by calling her too much, sending her flowers, and saying stupid things. One of my biggest regrets was not hitting that. She was hot, trust me.
Mr.Poop 16 years ago
@ darth didnt the other kids say anything to you when you shit in your pants?
@rainbowdemon 20$ for an ounce of pot WOW
@latino you ran somebody over with your car? isnt that attempted murder? boyz 2 men.............
@rainbowdemon 20$ for an ounce of pot WOW
@latino you ran somebody over with your car? isnt that attempted murder? boyz 2 men.............
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Originally posted by Mr.Poop
@latino you ran somebody over with your car? isnt that attempted murder? boyz 2 men.............
well they had attacked me, and thrown a bottle through my car side windows so i was provoked..
plus, it doesnt hurt to have a member of parliaments law firm represent you
Billy32 16 years ago
1. Have a dreadful fear of spiders. The g/f has to get rid of any we get in the flat.
2. Got burnt by the fore-ceps used when I was born so I have 2 marks, one on each cheek. They have thankfully faded with age but do show up sometimes more than other especially if I've made a good job of having a shave in the morning.
3. Nearly killed myself and my best friend in a car accident. Hit a boulder on the side of the road at 60mph in the wet driving a Nissan Micra (I was 18 at the time) 6ft either side of that well placed rock and it was over 150ft to the bottom of the revine.
4. Had an accident on the M1(major motorway in UK) at about 6 in the morning, I was maybe 9 or 10 at the time, my dad was asleep in the passenger seat and my mum was driving. We were towing a large box trailer and the suspension broke on one side of it causing it to fish tail violently. My mum was fighting to keep the car going straight as it veared across all 3 lanes towards the central reservation then back towards the hard shoulder and back to the central reservation again. In the end my mum just stamped on the brakes, the trailer went over onto its side, the back of the car went up in the air and most of the contents of the trailer disappeared Southbound down the M1. 2 truckers blocked the carriageway whilst we made it over to the hard shoulder and they radiod the police. An our later in the day and I surely wouldn't be typing this now.
5. Lost my virginity 2 months before my 18th birthday.
6. Took part in a roasting (ala Latino) of a girl whilst in Noosa on holiday 1999/2000, top girl managed to take 5 of us throughout the night.
7. Went to Berlin 2 months after the wall came down with college. Was the most amazing culture shock I have ever experienced. West Berlin completely modernised, westernised, and East Berlin stuck in time from when the wall went up.
8. Got over £50000 in debt by the time I was 26 with very little to show for it, had to get a part-time job at MacDonalds (needs must) to help clear the debt along side my full time job. I have spent the past 8 years paying it off bit by bit working 7 days a week. Nearly at the point where I am debt free and getting my weekends back.
9. My best holiday was in Australia for Xmas and New Year 99/00, seeing in the Millenium there was a fantastic experience with a great group of lads and some gorgeous aussie girls.
10. I still haven't asked my g/f to marry me and I have been with her for nearly 8 years, maybe this will be the year
2. Got burnt by the fore-ceps used when I was born so I have 2 marks, one on each cheek. They have thankfully faded with age but do show up sometimes more than other especially if I've made a good job of having a shave in the morning.
3. Nearly killed myself and my best friend in a car accident. Hit a boulder on the side of the road at 60mph in the wet driving a Nissan Micra (I was 18 at the time) 6ft either side of that well placed rock and it was over 150ft to the bottom of the revine.
4. Had an accident on the M1(major motorway in UK) at about 6 in the morning, I was maybe 9 or 10 at the time, my dad was asleep in the passenger seat and my mum was driving. We were towing a large box trailer and the suspension broke on one side of it causing it to fish tail violently. My mum was fighting to keep the car going straight as it veared across all 3 lanes towards the central reservation then back towards the hard shoulder and back to the central reservation again. In the end my mum just stamped on the brakes, the trailer went over onto its side, the back of the car went up in the air and most of the contents of the trailer disappeared Southbound down the M1. 2 truckers blocked the carriageway whilst we made it over to the hard shoulder and they radiod the police. An our later in the day and I surely wouldn't be typing this now.
5. Lost my virginity 2 months before my 18th birthday.
6. Took part in a roasting (ala Latino) of a girl whilst in Noosa on holiday 1999/2000, top girl managed to take 5 of us throughout the night.
7. Went to Berlin 2 months after the wall came down with college. Was the most amazing culture shock I have ever experienced. West Berlin completely modernised, westernised, and East Berlin stuck in time from when the wall went up.
8. Got over £50000 in debt by the time I was 26 with very little to show for it, had to get a part-time job at MacDonalds (needs must) to help clear the debt along side my full time job. I have spent the past 8 years paying it off bit by bit working 7 days a week. Nearly at the point where I am debt free and getting my weekends back.
9. My best holiday was in Australia for Xmas and New Year 99/00, seeing in the Millenium there was a fantastic experience with a great group of lads and some gorgeous aussie girls.
10. I still haven't asked my g/f to marry me and I have been with her for nearly 8 years, maybe this will be the year
11111111112 16 years ago
1. I almost lost my virginity to a girl when I was 14. I didn't know at the time, but right before we started fucking she whispered into my ear that she hoped I would be as good as my brother... Didn't happen, and I didn't lose it until I was 16 after that tramatic experience. The rubber was on and everything.
2. I am the guy that gets weird, random diseases. Including a bout of cancer and a handful of things you can't pronounce, much less recognize as a disease.
3. My brother is in prison. I haven't broken the law, other than speeding, since I was a kid. My brother never graduated high school. I have 2 degrees (an MBA and a bachelors). Sometimes I wonder if one of us was adopted.
4. I have projectile vomited smirnoff vodka... Twice... Before I was 18...
5. I am uncircumsized (not a big deal for those over the pond, but here some girls are less than impressed with uncut guys).
6. My mom secretly smokes pot. No one knows but me.
7. My dad is a closet cigarette smoker. No one knows but me.
8. I have never gone a day without showering and brushing my teeth as long as I can remember.
9. I watch "Go Diego, Go" with my son and I like it.
10. I have a need to impress beautiful women even though I would never cheat on my wife. I love women wanting me.
2. I am the guy that gets weird, random diseases. Including a bout of cancer and a handful of things you can't pronounce, much less recognize as a disease.
3. My brother is in prison. I haven't broken the law, other than speeding, since I was a kid. My brother never graduated high school. I have 2 degrees (an MBA and a bachelors). Sometimes I wonder if one of us was adopted.
4. I have projectile vomited smirnoff vodka... Twice... Before I was 18...
5. I am uncircumsized (not a big deal for those over the pond, but here some girls are less than impressed with uncut guys).
6. My mom secretly smokes pot. No one knows but me.
7. My dad is a closet cigarette smoker. No one knows but me.
8. I have never gone a day without showering and brushing my teeth as long as I can remember.
9. I watch "Go Diego, Go" with my son and I like it.
10. I have a need to impress beautiful women even though I would never cheat on my wife. I love women wanting me.
Xenocyde 16 years ago
1. During birth, I almost killed my mother and myself.
2. My biological father was verbally and physically abusive so my mother left him. When I was 18 months old, he visited to "reconcile" and kidnapped me for 8 months. He gave me back when my mother drove down the brand new car and the silver plated teas set(he thought it was pure silver-haha). She rode the clutch the whole 8 hour trip down and then flew back home w/ me.
3. Me grandmother tried entering me into the cheerios kid contest back in '83. I have the pictures to prove it.(I didn't get in)
4. A friend and I once found a group of homeless people in the woods near our house and they tried to get us. We weren't caught, and we were told it might have been a group of local satanists that have been known to hangout in the woods. Not sure if I believe that story still...
5. Lost my virginity at the age of 16 2-3 weeks before I turned 17. Lost it on a friday night in July at a local movie theater in a semi-packed theater while watching Contact. Finally saw the movie 3 years later and realized I didn't miss all that much.
6. A week after I turned 17 I got a job at a local movie theater, incidentally the same theater I lost my virginity in.
7. Dated a bisexual girl when I was 20, when to hangout with a her and her friend on a cliff near the beach-and if I wasn't stoned out of my head and such a chickenshit I could've had a 3-some right there.
8. During the winter of '01 I worked in the Magic Kingdom in Disney for 3 months while I was on the Disney College Program. I had a blast-in fact I had so much fun I got fired like almost everyone else that went down there.
9. In the past 8 years I've lost around $3500 in gambling. In the past 3 years, I've gotten most of it back in gambling and am only down about $1000 or so now.
10. I've only dated 4 girls in the past 8 years and no relationship has lasted for longer than 2 months-most for less than a month. I'm always the one to break it off, and none of them were happy about it. For some reason is seems that I can never let myself be happy.
2. My biological father was verbally and physically abusive so my mother left him. When I was 18 months old, he visited to "reconcile" and kidnapped me for 8 months. He gave me back when my mother drove down the brand new car and the silver plated teas set(he thought it was pure silver-haha). She rode the clutch the whole 8 hour trip down and then flew back home w/ me.
3. Me grandmother tried entering me into the cheerios kid contest back in '83. I have the pictures to prove it.(I didn't get in)
4. A friend and I once found a group of homeless people in the woods near our house and they tried to get us. We weren't caught, and we were told it might have been a group of local satanists that have been known to hangout in the woods. Not sure if I believe that story still...
5. Lost my virginity at the age of 16 2-3 weeks before I turned 17. Lost it on a friday night in July at a local movie theater in a semi-packed theater while watching Contact. Finally saw the movie 3 years later and realized I didn't miss all that much.
6. A week after I turned 17 I got a job at a local movie theater, incidentally the same theater I lost my virginity in.
7. Dated a bisexual girl when I was 20, when to hangout with a her and her friend on a cliff near the beach-and if I wasn't stoned out of my head and such a chickenshit I could've had a 3-some right there.
8. During the winter of '01 I worked in the Magic Kingdom in Disney for 3 months while I was on the Disney College Program. I had a blast-in fact I had so much fun I got fired like almost everyone else that went down there.
9. In the past 8 years I've lost around $3500 in gambling. In the past 3 years, I've gotten most of it back in gambling and am only down about $1000 or so now.
10. I've only dated 4 girls in the past 8 years and no relationship has lasted for longer than 2 months-most for less than a month. I'm always the one to break it off, and none of them were happy about it. For some reason is seems that I can never let myself be happy.
TheDegenerate 16 years ago
this is a fascinating thread....
here's my list:
1) one of my ex-girlfriends WAS bisexual. one time i was in her room with her and her best friend, and she said "when i graduate we should all get drunk and have an orgy..." what a pussy i was--i should have said "how about now"
2) among my greatest "regrets" are not taking advantage of several situations with women where i surely could have gotten some. one girl and i were driving around after school one day, and she was bearing her soul to me...i know i easily could have gotten some from her; another a girl i used to work with drove another of our coworkers to buy her beer and i tagged along, while we were waiting in the car for him to come out she said she would give me the best bj i've ever had...i said how about now and she said her and her boyfriend were doing really good then, but when they had a fight she would...i should have pressed that more...!!! also my bisexual ex was so easy, i regret not doing some of the more "kinky" things i fantasize about with her (like fingering her asshole, making her drink a cup of my cum, etc.)--yeah, i'm a sicko!
3) i almost choked to death on a piece of food when i was in my early teens...it was a very scary experience, and only the heimlech maneuver saved me
4) i am terribly afraid of dying, and even more afraid of losing my family...parents, sister, wife, son
5) i am a habitual "flirt"---even though i love my wife to death and would never cheat on her, i too love it when other women want me.
6) i did NOT lose my virginity until my wedding night, and the only woman i have ever had sex with is my wife; my first french kiss was when i was a junior in high school, so was my first bj---my first orgasm (from my first bj) lasted over a minute...continual ejaculation...she had to pull away she couldn't swallow it all
7) my dad has received a call from the white house asking him to meet the vice president when the vp came to my hometown
8) i'm a huge sap for chick flicks...one of my favorites is "a walk to remember"
9) i have lived in 3 states, and have 2 degrees (MA and a masters), and am currently working on my third degree (Ph.D.)
10) despite my questions about what i believe religiously, witnessing the birth of my son and seeing his smiles serves as the greatest evidence for the existence of God
here's my list:
1) one of my ex-girlfriends WAS bisexual. one time i was in her room with her and her best friend, and she said "when i graduate we should all get drunk and have an orgy..." what a pussy i was--i should have said "how about now"
2) among my greatest "regrets" are not taking advantage of several situations with women where i surely could have gotten some. one girl and i were driving around after school one day, and she was bearing her soul to me...i know i easily could have gotten some from her; another a girl i used to work with drove another of our coworkers to buy her beer and i tagged along, while we were waiting in the car for him to come out she said she would give me the best bj i've ever had...i said how about now and she said her and her boyfriend were doing really good then, but when they had a fight she would...i should have pressed that more...!!! also my bisexual ex was so easy, i regret not doing some of the more "kinky" things i fantasize about with her (like fingering her asshole, making her drink a cup of my cum, etc.)--yeah, i'm a sicko!
3) i almost choked to death on a piece of food when i was in my early teens...it was a very scary experience, and only the heimlech maneuver saved me
4) i am terribly afraid of dying, and even more afraid of losing my family...parents, sister, wife, son
5) i am a habitual "flirt"---even though i love my wife to death and would never cheat on her, i too love it when other women want me.
6) i did NOT lose my virginity until my wedding night, and the only woman i have ever had sex with is my wife; my first french kiss was when i was a junior in high school, so was my first bj---my first orgasm (from my first bj) lasted over a minute...continual ejaculation...she had to pull away she couldn't swallow it all
7) my dad has received a call from the white house asking him to meet the vice president when the vp came to my hometown
8) i'm a huge sap for chick flicks...one of my favorites is "a walk to remember"
9) i have lived in 3 states, and have 2 degrees (MA and a masters), and am currently working on my third degree (Ph.D.)
10) despite my questions about what i believe religiously, witnessing the birth of my son and seeing his smiles serves as the greatest evidence for the existence of God
clocinnorcal 16 years ago
1. When I was 16 a U2 spy plane crashed into the local newspaper about 2 blocks from my house when I was home. I was there before the authorities were and collected 2 pieces of the plane.
2. When I was 14, Me, my best friend and another friend all tag teamed my girlfriend. We "all" lost our virginity that day.
3. I dated a stripper when I was 17 and for my 18th birthday she arranged a 3some with one of her friends as a present. She was 27.
4. Between 01-04 I used to sell coke, and had a lot of wild parties and sex.
5. I moved from the Bay Area to San Diego with one of my oldest friends to get away from dealing. A week later our house was raided by the feds because his roomate was Mailing buckets full of pot across the country.
6. In the early 90's I remember a Simpsons episode where lisa drinks the water on a "small world" ride at a Disneyland like park, then calls herself the lizard queen. A year or so later I drank the water at disneyland on the "small world" ride...Nothing happened.
7. In 1998 I enlisted in the Army. While in Basic training I nailed some girl from Kentucky and got caught. I've never exersised so hard in my life!
8. Ive been in to many fights to count. I was stabbed twice in one fight. And had a VCR broken over my nose in another.
9. Me and my friend were drinking one night and got into a fight with each other in a Taco Bell parking lot. Some one yelled out "im calling the cops" so we hopped in my car and hit the freeway a block away before they showed up, but there was a police chopper already in the area and got caught.
10. Now I work for a real estate company in the construction dept. I also work with my friend that appeared in line 2,5,9.
2. When I was 14, Me, my best friend and another friend all tag teamed my girlfriend. We "all" lost our virginity that day.
3. I dated a stripper when I was 17 and for my 18th birthday she arranged a 3some with one of her friends as a present. She was 27.
4. Between 01-04 I used to sell coke, and had a lot of wild parties and sex.
5. I moved from the Bay Area to San Diego with one of my oldest friends to get away from dealing. A week later our house was raided by the feds because his roomate was Mailing buckets full of pot across the country.
6. In the early 90's I remember a Simpsons episode where lisa drinks the water on a "small world" ride at a Disneyland like park, then calls herself the lizard queen. A year or so later I drank the water at disneyland on the "small world" ride...Nothing happened.
7. In 1998 I enlisted in the Army. While in Basic training I nailed some girl from Kentucky and got caught. I've never exersised so hard in my life!
8. Ive been in to many fights to count. I was stabbed twice in one fight. And had a VCR broken over my nose in another.
9. Me and my friend were drinking one night and got into a fight with each other in a Taco Bell parking lot. Some one yelled out "im calling the cops" so we hopped in my car and hit the freeway a block away before they showed up, but there was a police chopper already in the area and got caught.
10. Now I work for a real estate company in the construction dept. I also work with my friend that appeared in line 2,5,9.
Suomilainen 16 years ago
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Originally posted by Honda_X
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You should have saved it...you could have got a better car than that cheapass Gallardo..
Like my supafly Murcielago..
Also, if that's true..aren't you a raging fatass?
Ill never be able to get a car as awesome as your Murcielago, and I never said anything about eating all the food myself.
Suomilainen 16 years ago
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Originally posted by TheDegenerate
10) despite my questions about what i believe religiously, witnessing the birth of my son and seeing his smiles serves as the greatest evidence for the existence of God
HOW?
TheDegenerate 16 years ago
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Originally posted by Suomilainen
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HOW?
i don't understand the question...
if you mean how does it demonstrate God's existence to me, the answer is simply an old cliche---witnessing the birth of a child--especially your own--is nothing short of an amazing miracle!!
11111111112 16 years ago
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Originally posted by TheDegenerate
5) i am a habitual "flirt"---even though i love my wife to death and would never cheat on her, i too love it when other women want me.
Yeah, uhhh... Is it cheating when you invite girls to view your webcam as your signature says? I am not judging, back in the day my wife (then gf) would fuck on cam and I would show her off. I never did it alone though...
evolution169 16 years ago
okay here goes...
1) i've shared a double-dildo with an ex-gf
2) i've never been to a strip club
3) i hate jenna jameson...
4) and love jenna haze
5) ive had severe bronchial infections twice in the last 4 years
6) i hate liberal and socialist ideals
7) i find Corner Gas to be the funniest non-animated show ever
8) i watch every F1 race, start to end, no matter how boring or exciting, or what time of night it airs
9) same for college football, even if its two shitty teams small-conference teams that would probably lose to some of the better Southern high schools
10) i love european girls
1) i've shared a double-dildo with an ex-gf
2) i've never been to a strip club
3) i hate jenna jameson...
4) and love jenna haze
5) ive had severe bronchial infections twice in the last 4 years
6) i hate liberal and socialist ideals
7) i find Corner Gas to be the funniest non-animated show ever
8) i watch every F1 race, start to end, no matter how boring or exciting, or what time of night it airs
9) same for college football, even if its two shitty teams small-conference teams that would probably lose to some of the better Southern high schools
10) i love european girls
[Deleted] 16 years ago
1) I lost my virginity at 12 to my aunt. I later found out she wasnt my aunt just distant friend of the family!
2)I tried to smoke a cigarette at about age of 12 and burnt off my eye lashes
3)Me and a friend once shot about 100 new cars windows out with 22 rifles that were passing by on a train.
4)When I was 16 I banged a 32 yo and got caught by her husband, he wasnt mad !
5)I got married at around 20yo her mom tried to give me head we are now divorced!
6)I once banged a girl while her fiance was in the other room on the computer then drank a beer with him later he was cluless.
7)I got drunk and was speeding the cops got after me and I ran. They couldnt catch me then there was a helicopter flying around with the spotlight. I was never caught! But I did have to hide my car and hitch a ride to work for the next week!
8)I once had a black cat (firecracker) blow up in my hand removing my thumb nail and splitting my pointer finger.
9)I once flew upside down in a two passenger airplane and damn near got sick!
10) I fucked a chick up the ass and made her get pregnant! It caused her ass to grow alot thats why Im assman the 3 is because it grew 3 times larger
2)I tried to smoke a cigarette at about age of 12 and burnt off my eye lashes
3)Me and a friend once shot about 100 new cars windows out with 22 rifles that were passing by on a train.
4)When I was 16 I banged a 32 yo and got caught by her husband, he wasnt mad !
5)I got married at around 20yo her mom tried to give me head we are now divorced!
6)I once banged a girl while her fiance was in the other room on the computer then drank a beer with him later he was cluless.
7)I got drunk and was speeding the cops got after me and I ran. They couldnt catch me then there was a helicopter flying around with the spotlight. I was never caught! But I did have to hide my car and hitch a ride to work for the next week!
8)I once had a black cat (firecracker) blow up in my hand removing my thumb nail and splitting my pointer finger.
9)I once flew upside down in a two passenger airplane and damn near got sick!
10) I fucked a chick up the ass and made her get pregnant! It caused her ass to grow alot thats why Im assman the 3 is because it grew 3 times larger
evolution169 16 years ago
Assman, dude, anal sex doesnt cause a chick to get pregnant. theres absolutely nothing connecting the anal caivity to the ovaries. maybe if you cummed in her ass and it leaked out and into her vag, MAYBE... but event thats a stretch...
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